ytf do they number their stalls? is it like: “help, my zipper’s stuck! I’m in stall oo. Whatever you do, don’t go into stall o!”
“where did you say you were?”
(sighs) “stall oo, toilet |||, co-sharing toilet roll ~~~. Hurry!”
“Hey Randy, grab the bucket, someone’s had explosive diarrhea all over stall three again.”
Putting in a support ticket. “Flushing problem in stall two of the toilets on the second floor.”
So Randy doesn’t need to go through all the flushes to find the broken one.
Some people take a long time - why would a restaurant leave that market untapped? Everyone gets snacky sometimes
I read “stall oo” in my head pronounced like in “food” which is hilariously useless information for those needs
Stalloo! Stalloo! A-hunting we shall go!
Legitimate question… Why?
Easy identification by cleanup or maintenance crew, I’d gather
I fuckin knew it! I immediately assumed it was a stupid numbing scheme, I’ve been in way too many restaurants/bars/pubs…
This is confusing as I’ve never seen a toilet stall that is just a regular room, rather than a cubicle divider thing
The airport near Stockholm. Private little rooms. Everyone has a loo and a sink and room to change. It’s so humane.
I use the handicapped stall at work for that privacy. Need to do a little song and dance to get my clothes and tool belt arranged, and I get my own sink.
For any haters, as the handicapped say, it’s accessible, not reserved. (And not many handicapped folks in a hardware store.)
I mean if the sink was in the same room as the toilet, I would understand, separate rooms is very strange though
Most hotels, restaurants, and cafés in Europe have singular private stalls like this.
Gas stations, clubs, airports and schools might have a big restroom with dividers, but if they are fancy enough they might still have private rooms.
Public toilets and campsites rarely have private rooms.
That’s how most public toilets are. Who the fuck wants to be in cubicle to do their private business?
Don’t kink shame.
Don’t sink shame.
My vision is augmented 😎
i mean.
The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis, so… Case closed?
The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis
Due to the fact I’m essentially a 40 year old adolescent i have Olympic gold in seeing penises and (to a lesser extent) tits in everything, but you lost me here…
If this is is the answer it’ll take the cake as most abstract rendition ever.
boobs are two, cuz two boobs.
Penis is three cuz balls, plus one.
Boobs are two circles. Penis head with two balls underneath is the three circles. It’s not a good representation, whoever decided that
The two look like balls, and the three look like a head and boobs.
- Ducks is heads because ducks have heads.
- What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?
I came here to pee but I’ll hold it in to spend some time in the head-in-some-boobs room.
yeah but then where penis?
It could be interpreted as number of major orifices a person has not including eurethra.
possibly, but that would be way too complicated for signage like this, it seems like this is actually just stall numbering inside of a gendered bathroom as per another post in the thread though.
No matter what the signs indicate it is already overcomplicated.
yeah, it’s definitely silly.
Let’s see 2 nostrils…2 ears…mouth… oh shit
We have differing opinions of the word Major.
Well the fact that you thought it necessary to qualify whether the urethra counted as ‘major’ kind of highlights how non-obvious that terminology is in this case.
That’s exactly how I interpret it.
Binary and trinary
it looks like youre already in a bathroom
It’s a test to determine your gender, you just walk into whichever one you’re naturally compelled to and then when you get out you find out your gender. If you don’t want to go into either then you’re either nonbinary or agender
Is this the ritual I heard in old sagas called “Gender Reveal”
So this is basically the equivalent of the sorting hat from Harry Potter.
What if one is taken but you really need to go?
Guess I’m whatever three circles is!
That’s what the sink you can see outside the door is for
2 circles is if you need to #2, 3 of you need to take a #3.
1+2=3
There’s no place for a number 1. If you’re not going to shit, then you’re not allowed to pee either.
No no no, you just piss in the sink instead
Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss
I gotta go, I gotta take a number three.
That’s a piss and a shit and a wank in a treeThat’s the only reason I suggested a #3. Thanks for spreading the good word.
classic
a man of culture
The place for number 1 is to the right.
You don’t do a #3, a #3 is when your kid does a massive high pressure shit, it squirts up out the back of the nappy and into their clothes. Just hope it doesn’t happen indoors, or in the car or really anywhere.
Had that happen in a restaurant. I was at the opposite end of the packed restaurant from the restrooms. I got a lot knowing nods from a lot of folks as I walked through holding the very smelly child at arms length due to the amount of soilage at play
Ooof. Been there. But I was going off of the video by the “Northern Boys” that EisFrei posted.
#3 is puke.
I was going off of the video by the “Northern Boys” EisFrei posted.
no worries. i was going off the original: janitors in the los angeles unified school district in like the 1960s, radio reporting bathroom incidents without making kids giggle. #4 was blood.
Haha nice. I do know of #3 you referred to. I just like that song, and think their #3 is hilarious.
Is it possible to #2 and not #1? I don’t think my plumbing works that way.
Actually now that I think about it, back in highschool one of my friends took a shit in someone’s vegetable crisper and I don’t recall him pissing all over the place when he did. So it must be possible.
It’s technically possible for everyone, barring some specific quirk or injury, but men generally find it easier to only shit. I looked it up a while ago and the research was American, so I do wonder if it’s because American men tend to pee standing up and they therefore have a bigger mental barrier between #1 and #2.
I’d like to see the study repeated with men who sit to pee or women who stand (it’s possible and not inherently more difficult than for men, but clothing and culture make it a lot less common than the other way around), because I suspect that the mental barrier is the key here.
I suspect there’s a difference because of other culture-related urination urges. I grew up doing a lot of swimming in lakes, and I was never really discouraged from peeing in the lake, as long as I wasn’t right next to someone (probably pretty gross for some people, but I honestly can’t bring myself to find it very gross). That’s my main experience with rapid, immersive temperature changes, and I still feel an almost overwhelming urge to pee when getting into or out of the shower or any body of water. I can pee immediately before getting into the shower, but that doesn’t make a difference. Infants have the temperature response too, which is why you need to be careful changing a diaper in the cold, lest you get peed on. It can be trained out of you though: a friend of mine grew up swimming competitively and had a lot of experience jumping into and out of pools, where she was discouraged from peeing (thankfully). She no longer feels any temperature related urge to pee that she notices.
Honestly, this is a much more thoughtful and thorough response than I was expecting.
That’s entirely fair, I think my medication kicked in partway through that comment, lol.
Number of holes beneath the waist.
Ok so the pilodonal sinus count too? Cause then they need to increase the amount of circles lol
TIHI. New fear unlocked.
One. One is the answer, so we’re all fucked. Unless you’re including cavities. (Isn’t topology fun?)
What is the strict topological definition of a hole?
Google says: A hole in a mathematical object is a topological structure which prevents the object from being continuously shrunk to a point
Which is as clear as dirt. My understanding of it is to take every point on an object and make it as minimally convex when compared to its neighbors (ie, try to make a sphere) and the holes are the spaces inside of the object where the object isn’t (fuck that’s also unclear). Like a mug is topologically the same as a donut.
Anyways, both the urethra and vagina are just concave spaces (divots) whereas the anus is a hole that connects to the face holes (mouth, nostrils, tear ducts). Assuming you define a hole as anything greater than 60 microns. Any smaller than that and the human body is basically Swiss cheese.
anus is a hole that connects to the face holes
Human is donut. Got it
Very self explanatory its for how many CANS OF BEANS YOU HAVE.
PISS EVERYWHERE WITH BEANS
MWHAHAHAHHA
This made me laugh so hard I reverse aged six weeks
I read your username, thats a fucking funny username.
Glad you enjoyed my shitposting :P
Please solve the following puzzle to prove you are a human
My instinct would be to use the one that seems to have a functioning door handle.
I assume the left is two nuts. The right is a head over two boobs.
Stupidly cryptic, though.
Oh man I thought left was boobs and right was dick and balls.
one brother lies… the other one tells the truth(they both can lie)
that’s what I thought. which is why the whole thing is dumb. just have the fucking stick figures you don’t need to be cute with the restrooms.
Yeah, could be that too.
I was thinking “Men have 2 holes, women have 3.”
He doesn’t know how to use the three rings.
I had to scroll down this far?.. What is this nation coming to?
Mellow greetings
Maybe it’s points of contact?
Two feet for the urinal.
Two feet and a seat for the toilet?
There is another…
I laughed and it made the sound “rofl”
spoken as someone who never used an urinal while drunk and so resting your head on the wall to steady up
One of the student pubs I used to go to during uni had padding on the wall for this exact purpose 😁
That’s probably it. I was going to go with a view from the floor looking up.
Points for creativity, that’s for sure
If some circles on a door prevent you from opening one and peeking inside to check for urinals, you should never have left your house to begin with.
Who peeks into bathrooms? Found the alpha😤🐺
Just shit in the sink to establish dominance
