At last some good news for Today! Good job Greenland. Show them they are not welcomed. I am proud of you!
Did they try entering unannounced into a donut shop with rolling cameras?
Okay, good. You know, whatever makes sense.
It must be hard being a Republican and having to defend such pathetic losers.
It’s (somehow) the libs’ fault, so it’s all good
I mean…
Edit: bad joke that didn’t land
Ouch! It just landed on me!
My sincerest apologies
What did they expect, after Cheetolini threatened to annex Greenland? Open arms?!
Yes. They expected to be heralded as saviors. That’s how they think.
Cheetolini … I’ll have to add that to the list
My favorite has been Mango Mussolini for a while
Tangerine Palpatine has been mine.
That’s hilarious. 100% of the contacted population told them to fuck off. This is the definition of persona nongrata.
And it’s not even official, that’s the best part. Their customs was like “sure I guess. It’s legal” and yet everyone was like “nope”.
Is this another one of those “illegal boycotts” I’ve been hearing about? 🤣
I really hope most of those good folks told those assholes to fuck off in the rudest terms.
They did it in Dutch as an extra fu.
Fokkof, doos!
I would’ve said yes and then fucked up their propaganda piece
They would have spun it into something positive, either by editing or insincere language.
Yep. Trying to make a difference from inside like that is a slippery slope, and rarely works. It’s basically what every previously mainstream Republican politician is telling themselves they’re doing.
Guess they got ICEd out, eh?
Remember the egg door-to-door begging?
They can’t have tried everyone because starmer would have coughed some up
I would pay to see this happen. Literally, not figuratively that is
He would probably lay some for his best buddy trump. Or maybe it should be Charles?
Remember the egg door-to-door begging?
This was like days ago, and yet is phrased like it was from the last trump presidency.
And both could be true
I love it. They didn’t even try bribes? Cheap bastards.
I’d like to think they resorted to bribes eventually so in response people slammed the door in their face even harder.
See, this is where these people are dumb. You tell them you’ll take the money up front, in cash, something like $500, or you’ll make them look bad. Then they pay you, and you take the money, and when they return with recording gear, you tell them to fuck off, keep the money, and enjoy the rest of your evening knowing you grifted a scumbag.
This is absolutely the play right here ☝️ I’d also have my phone ready to record or live stream my little triumph of wasting their time, money and effort just to hear me tell them they’re fucking arseholes 😂
You might get sued, but you might also go viral
Normally, they put ads out for acting gigs. Guess they don’t know how to do that in Greenland.
Go Greenland!!! This makes me so happy.
The fact that maga can’t seem to understand that no one likes them just baffles me.
They have as they say on the street got high on their own supply or as I say in my brain supped from the coolaid cup
But the Orange said that they were winning? Everyone loves winners, right?
What do you mean with martial law on 20. April… Truly a win!
God, they’re so desperate for the smallest possible propaganda win to spin into something big. They really aren’t update to date on what goes on outside their own backyard.
In Denmark they had to bribe homeless people
Thank you Greenlanders! Saved our government more wasteful money than DOGE.
Dear random Nuukians,
🫡
Signed, Random American
I don’t understand how the Danes haven’t treated these American incursions as outright military threats nor have they imposed sanctions.
