Senility.
Incest
Chlamydia
Latrine.
It’s better than Shithouse.
E: here
Felony
Violence, especially if said in a french accent. Also, Malaria and Ebola for twins.
Valencia hits close. Or Violeta.
Marzipan
Vagina.
Anomaly
Listerine.
Listerine is already named after Joseph Lister
What about Glycerine?
Larceny
Chasity is an existing creepy one.
Prudence
Goodfaith
Temperance
Obedience
Sexwon’tI have met multiple people called Prudence
I’ve at least heard of Temperance as a name, too.
Yes, my point is they are weird things to name a baby because of what they mean.
Tbh, if I could give my hypothetical child a value, it would be prudence. That’s just reasonableness, unrelated to prudishness. Iirc chastity meant something like humility to people in the 17th and 18th century, which is not something I would want to name a child today, but it’s less creepy than the modern meaning at least.
Those two stand out because they’re actual names. Have any of the others been used as names before?
Pretty sure Goodfaith was used in the past. The last 2 are a Simpsons reference.
Ah, surprised I missed it, then!
Chasity != chastity
hmmm
- syphillis
- rita lynn
- morticia
- arson
- jenni-saidh
- adolf
- brock turner (obligatory)
Morticia is the name of my father’s dog.
I never liked the name but Morticia is a good girl and I love her.
awww~ good doggo deserves all the love!
Rita Lee is one of the most important rock artists of Brazil. Not sure that was her name as baby too.
wooow, til! looked her up too!
Oubliette
I forget what this is.
Don’t worry, we’ll throw you into a doorless, windowless room that’s only accessible by a hatch in the top until you remember how to look it up
Fellatia
Actually had someone suggest this ; and had to explain it
Also vagina.
This also made me think of the love interest from Saul of the Mole Men named Fallopia
