Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
I’m not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.
Is there really a line which isn’t quotable in this movie?
That rug really brought the room together.
I see you’re not a golfer.
Mind if a do a J?
You can guess what happens next?
He fixed the cable?
Penguins (of Madagascar): The Movie
That would be the 1985 master piece Clue
To make a long story short…
Too late
Flames! Flames on the side of my face!
Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!
You don’t need any help from me, sir.
That’s right! …
Replying to myself to give The Sopranos an honorable mention!
Communism is just a red herring!
I’m going home to sleep with my wife!
Lot of red flags
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Ni!
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.
Now, you listen here: 'e’s not the Messiah, 'e’s a very naughty boy! Now go away!
Lovely troll!
Anchorman
I quoted this a lot as a teen!
That’s a beautiful accent you have. New Jersey?
Ghostbusters.
Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.
Well, that’s what I heard!
The Princess Bride!
Any other answer is… inconceivable
Spaceballs?!?!
Definitely! “Now Lonestar you see why evil will always triumph…because good is dumb.”
Say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don’t mean the idiots in the winnebago.
This is the proper answer.
“Would I lie??”
Everything Mel Brooks.
Airplane!
The Producers
Blazing Saddles… etc.
So many of his movies have such memorable lines and jokes that still hold up today.
It’s good to be the king.
Comb the area!
Super Troopers
From “The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!” to “BEARFUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!” almost every line in that movie is quotable and relevant to most situations.
- In Bruges
- Snatch
- Airplane (Flying High)
- Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
- The Empire Strikes Back
Casablanca
Hot Fuzz. Hands down.
Everyone’s got guns round here. Like who? Farmers, Farmers mums.
You’ve got a mustache
Hot fuzz for sure, I’m constantly quoting it
- Blues Brothers
- Any Mel Brooks movie
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.