The babysitter came face-to-face with a man hiding underneath the child's bed, Kansas' Barton County Sheriff's office said.
      • @[email protected]English
        6•8 days ago

        So I’m 34

        No joke

        I put the box spring right on the floor. My kid can’t worry. I can’t worry.

        Because if there was a dude under the bed or even a creepy crawly I would probably scream like a little girl.

    • @[email protected]
      20•8 days ago

      Kid: There’s a monster under my bed.

      Lady: There isn’t.

      Kid: Check please.

      Lady: Ok… screams in terror

      • @[email protected]English
        12•8 days ago

        I would totally do that even if there was nothing there.

        Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.

  • magnetosphere
    40•9 days ago

    Note to others: the title is not clickbait. It’s exactly as weird as it sounds. What the fuck.

  • BierSoggyBeardEnglish
    8•8 days ago

    I had about 5 minutes where I was convinced this was an Onion article…

  • Ogmios
    52•9 days ago

    Villalobos once lived on the property, the sheriff’s office said. There was a current protection order issued against him to stay away from the property.

    Feels like they glossed over some extremely important information there.

    • @[email protected]English
      15•8 days ago

      He is charged with aggravated kidnapping. Possibly why there’s a protection order against him? Definitely a lot of information missing.

      • Ogmios
        4•8 days ago

        Yea, the article doesn’t even mention anything which could be considered kidnapping in my understanding. It really makes it sound like a domestic dispute to me, but it wouldn’t be as sensational an article if they said it was the child’s father. But, we can’t possibly know from what was included.

        From checking other sources, it seems that it was the police who refused to elaborate further regarding his relationship with the victims.