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The Picard Maneuver
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to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago

Someone caved

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Someone caved

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The Picard Maneuver
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to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago
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  • @jason@discuss.online
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    12•3 months ago

    Fuckin Nicole.

  • @MakingWork@lemmy.ca
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    38•3 months ago

    To be fair, that’s a call and not a text.

    • @dankm@lemmy.ca
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      11•3 months ago

      Could’ve answered an incoming call too.

  • Coelacanth
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    6•3 months ago

    Hey, it’s Harry DuBois’s car!

  • @Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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    103•3 months ago

    TBF, they aren’t texting her.

  • The Infinite Nematode
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    93•3 months ago

    • @pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      20•3 months ago

      there are people in the world that are interested is what company operated that train

      • @fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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        3•3 months ago

        I wonder what the coin was?

        • @pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          2•3 months ago

          we do have the twitter handle…

          • @fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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            1•3 months ago

            Yeah, I’m invested in the answer now. Also what model of train was it? :D

            The problem is, who’s going to register with twitter to find out?

            • @pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              2•3 months ago

              could’ve moved to bluesky or mastodon

  • @HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    32•3 months ago

    Jokes on us, it’s actually their boss who hates texting. My boss hates it, I text him anyways because I know it bugs him 😆

    • @Allero@lemmy.today
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      1•3 months ago

      That would be plausible if not for “X” (as in “ex” on the pic)

    • chingadera
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      7•3 months ago

      “subject matter, if you want to discuss this further please give me a call”

      send call to voicemail

      Text back: Sorry I can’t talk on the phone right now, what’s up?

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