This dude doesn’t like cheese, I’ll leave it all to women to eat.
Fun fact: I almost lost a GF once, due to a lack of cheese (in my refrigerator).
It finally makes sense, Tom is a man and Jerry is a woman.
Cheese is good
That explains one of the companion side quests in Dragon Age: Veilguard haha, literally just had that cutscene
i had this book when I was an edgy teenager in my middle class bedroom rubbing olive oil on taper candles from the grocery store and… wait this is sounding like something different entirely
where are those candles winding up?
yeah i know it dawned on me quite quickly where it sounded like that was heading…
these “white magic” paperback books from Borders would have you anoint candles with oil to like, I dont fuckin know, endow them with your intention (Id wish the girl in algebra would notice me, so the book’d tell you to think about her while putting oil on a pink candle so when you burn it your “spell” would go into the air or some crap)
that particular book there though was page after page like that where it said shit like “for protection from your enemies wrap some wire around leaf and put it under your doormat”
I love that the one about hurling hair accessories at moving bodies of water has a footnote and that there’s already been 12 other such clarifications in this treatise 😄
White people love cheese
Grandad, you can’t tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese
Do non-white people not love it?
They do. But you give the meanest white man a piece of cheese, he turns into Mr Rogers
On average non-whites are like 60-90% lactose intolerant
My pasty-ass ancestors are the dipshits who figured out sucking cow titty can work, most of the rest of humanity didn’t try it and never developed the genes needed for it as a result
There’s very little lactose in most cheese.
I hope they ended up getting married.
I heard they had a cheesy wedding
That’s a kingly gift right there, gotta be expensive af
Oh boy, here I go throwing maidens to rivers
You may fascinate just about anyone by giving them a piece of cheese.
I’m not a woman, but that will work on me.
So you’re saying there’s a chance anyone fascinated with a piece of cheese might be a woman?
You’ve got it all wrong. Any woman with fascination might be a cheese.
And here i was hoping any fascination is a woman cheesing it.
Lets test that: 🧀
Are you a woman now?
Who needs estrogen when you have c h e e s e
Por que no los dos
… Maybe.
I love the ambiguity of what you’re supposed to throw in the river
I love what appears to be a citation.
