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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 4 months ago

I tried THIS and it actually works all the time

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I tried THIS and it actually works all the time

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 4 months ago
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  • madjo
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    2•4 months ago

    This dude doesn’t like cheese, I’ll leave it all to women to eat.

  • TheProtagonist
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    5•4 months ago

    Fun fact: I almost lost a GF once, due to a lack of cheese (in my refrigerator).

  • @[email protected]
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    It finally makes sense, Tom is a man and Jerry is a woman.

  • meowmeowmeow
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    6•4 months ago

    Cheese is good

  • @[email protected]
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    3•4 months ago

    That explains one of the companion side quests in Dragon Age: Veilguard haha, literally just had that cutscene

  • Ben Hur Horse Race
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    i had this book when I was an edgy teenager in my middle class bedroom rubbing olive oil on taper candles from the grocery store and… wait this is sounding like something different entirely

    • @[email protected]OP
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      where are those candles winding up?

      • Ben Hur Horse Race
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        yeah i know it dawned on me quite quickly where it sounded like that was heading…

        these “white magic” paperback books from Borders would have you anoint candles with oil to like, I dont fuckin know, endow them with your intention (Id wish the girl in algebra would notice me, so the book’d tell you to think about her while putting oil on a pink candle so when you burn it your “spell” would go into the air or some crap)

        that particular book there though was page after page like that where it said shit like “for protection from your enemies wrap some wire around leaf and put it under your doormat”

  • @[email protected]
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    I love that the one about hurling hair accessories at moving bodies of water has a footnote and that there’s already been 12 other such clarifications in this treatise 😄

  • Muad'dib
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    8•4 months ago

    White people love cheese

    • Noxy
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      2•4 months ago

      Grandad, you can’t tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese

    • @[email protected]
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      Do non-white people not love it?

      • Muad'dib
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        They do. But you give the meanest white man a piece of cheese, he turns into Mr Rogers

      • Psychadelligoat
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        On average non-whites are like 60-90% lactose intolerant

        My pasty-ass ancestors are the dipshits who figured out sucking cow titty can work, most of the rest of humanity didn’t try it and never developed the genes needed for it as a result

        • @[email protected]
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          There’s very little lactose in most cheese.

        • @[email protected]
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          What a privilege it is to be white tbh

  • @[email protected]
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    • @[email protected]
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      I hope they ended up getting married.

      • @[email protected]
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        I heard they had a cheesy wedding

    • @[email protected]
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      That’s a kingly gift right there, gotta be expensive af

  • Programmer Belch
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    2•4 months ago

    Oh boy, here I go throwing maidens to rivers

  • @[email protected]
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    9•4 months ago

    You may fascinate just about anyone by giving them a piece of cheese.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•4 months ago

    I’m not a woman, but that will work on me.

  • @[email protected]
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  • @[email protected]
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    11•4 months ago

    So you’re saying there’s a chance anyone fascinated with a piece of cheese might be a woman?

    • @[email protected]
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      You’ve got it all wrong. Any woman with fascination might be a cheese.

      • @[email protected]
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        And here i was hoping any fascination is a woman cheesing it.

    • @[email protected]
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      10•4 months ago

      Lets test that: 🧀

      Are you a woman now?

      • Lena
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        10•4 months ago

        Who needs estrogen when you have c h e e s e

        • @[email protected]
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          Por que no los dos

      • @[email protected]
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        … Maybe.

  • @[email protected]
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    I love the ambiguity of what you’re supposed to throw in the river

    • @[email protected]
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      I love what appears to be a citation.

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