I love the ambiguity of what you’re supposed to throw in the river
I love what appears to be a citation.
I hope they ended up getting married.
I heard they had a cheesy wedding
That’s a kingly gift right there, gotta be expensive af
I love that the one about hurling hair accessories at moving bodies of water has a footnote and that there’s already been 12 other such clarifications in this treatise 😄
Smell my cheese!
Cheese nuts
You may fascinate just about anyone by giving them a piece of cheese.
This spell has mixed results with my fiance; she LOVES cheese but is horribly allergic to it. Not life-threatening, but painfully bad.
Is she allergic to it because of the lactose? We can already make vegan cheese that’s the exact same as real cheese (literally, I don’t mean it just tastes the same) except that it doesn’t contain lactose. There’s a company in Europe that’s ready to mass produce it but the EU is taking their time with giving them the permit to sell it. I don’t know how the situation is where you live.
Cheddar, swiss, goat and parm tend to be very low lactose based on how they are made too.
Likely not low enough for someone with a bad allergy, but mostly fine for run of the mill lactose intolerance.
According to the book, there’s no need for them to eat it, you just have to give it to them, although I think they may have mixed up ‘fascinate’ and ‘confuse’.
thank god you circled it, I wasn’t sure what was being pointed at
Are these in order? So stealing her shoe and a hairpin with hair in it, and then when she confronts you offer the cheese as a diversion?
You have found the new movie plot that Hallmark has been looking for.
I was thinking it would be one of those mangas with really really long names:
“I Cast 99 Spells to Make Her Love Me, But the Only Thing That Worked Was Cheese!”
This dude doesn’t like cheese, I’ll leave it all to women to eat.
It finally makes sense, Tom is a man and Jerry is a woman.
I love this 👌
Shitty water colors younger cousin
Die Welt braucht mehr von dir 🤩
Fun fact: I almost lost a GF once, due to a lack of cheese (in my refrigerator).
White people love cheese
Grandad, you can’t tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese
Do non-white people not love it?
They do. But you give the meanest white man a piece of cheese, he turns into Mr Rogers
On average non-whites are like 60-90% lactose intolerant
My pasty-ass ancestors are the dipshits who figured out sucking cow titty can work, most of the rest of humanity didn’t try it and never developed the genes needed for it as a result
There’s very little lactose in most cheese.
