I’d be a lot more patient helping grandma along if I was gonna get ten thousand dollars out of it

• pensioners back in the 90s: you shouldn’t trust everything you see on the internet, no one knows who came up with that;
• pensioners in the 2010s: of course the communists are gonna force the children to use penis-shaped peacifiers! this random person who added me on a random whatsapp group wouldn’t lie to me!

Poor grandma and grandpa… (totatally true though)

The mixer step seems unnecessary at this stage, other than that, checks out