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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected]English • 3 months ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    5•3 months ago

    Every single day

  • @[email protected]
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    Reminder to all you chaos monkeys: use [Object object] on web forms occasionally for a bit of fun.

    Edit: and to remind typescript devs they’re just transpiling to JavaScript

    • @[email protected]
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      I shit you not I got that object object response with a 200 status.

  • @[email protected]
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    14•3 months ago

    Who is OP, and how did you get pictures of me last night?

  • @[email protected]
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    if ([]){
       // I miss common Lisp's detection of empty
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  • @[email protected]
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    Laying in bed thinking about the problem, “oh, that must be it!” Jump excitedly out of bed to work on the problem, “welp, that wasn’t it.”

  • @[email protected]
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    Sure feels like that sometimes, LOL

  • Eager Eagle
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    39•3 months ago

  • katy ✨
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    “oh it was just a missing semicolon”

    • RiQuY
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      Linter issue.

      • @[email protected]
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        Even if you’re not using one, you should be instinctively looking for a semicolon the moment you get a syntax error unless you’re a complete beginner.

    • @[email protected]
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      Rubber duck debugging often helps.

  • @[email protected]
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    20•2 months ago

    I don’t like being on this picture.

  • @[email protected]
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    17•3 months ago

    I’ve been trying and failing to fix an email being sent to spam issue since last fucking Monday (with all the SPF, DMARC and DKIM garbage).

    I want to die.

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      SPF, DMARC and DKIM

      Ironically, spam generators are experts EXPERTS in this trash fire of a topic

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    14•3 months ago

    LoL, blue shirt has no persistence. Anger and giving up gets you nowhere.
    XKCD #349 - "Success": [Four full-width panels arranged vertically, each with a label for number of hours elapsed, with a title above the stack of panels.];    Title: As a project wears on, standards for success slip lower and lower.;    [Megan is standing behind Cueball, watching him as he sits at a desk working on a desktop computer on the desk.];    Label: 0 hours;    Cueball: Okay, I should be able to dual-boot BSD soon.;    [Cueball is on the floor fiddling with the open tower in front of him. Megan is not shown in the panel, but may be off-panel unless Cueball is talking to himself.];    Label: 6 hours;    Cueball: I'll be happy if I can get the system working like it was when I started.;    [Cueball is standing in front of the computer, which now has a laptop plugged into the tower. Megan is still not shown in the panel, but may be off-panel again.];    Label: 10 hours;    Cueball: Well, the desktop's a lost cause, but I think I can fix the problems the laptop's developed.;    [Cueball and Megan are swimming in the sea; an island and a beach can be seen in the distance.];    Label: 24 hours;    Cueball: If we're lucky, the sharks will stay away until we reach shallow water.;    Megan: If we make it back alive, you're never upgrading anything again.

    Title text:

    40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It’s their only standing security issue.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 months ago

    Why is he in his undies 😭😭😭

  • @[email protected]
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    Is he giving himself cigarette burns?

    • dream_weasel
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      Wow that’s subtle. Good catch

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    My friend just finished a couple solid days of debugging where there turned out to be a whole series of problems that looked like one bug, so even though he kept fixing things the app still kept not working. Finally hacked his way out of that jungle into the bright light of day.

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    Just later that day? Clearly, comic man doesn’t have to cojones to fuck up as badly as I have.

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