ICE MAKER
Infinite ice whenever you want, uh, yes, add to cart
Even KINGS never knew such luxury…
Air travel where I’m treated better than a livestock transport.
Luxury hack: just add money /s
This is an efficient method, yes, but it’s doable without money: If you fly enough you rack up enough bonus points to upgrade for free.
Source: Done it plenty of times. If the flight is four hours or more, that’s when I consider spending my points.
A maid. I really don’t like cleaning. I’m not very good at it, I miss a lot of things, I don’t have the attention span, etc. I do it because I have to. I don’t want to live in squalor but gosh, it would be nice to have somebody cleaning my house for me even if it’s just once a month.
A personal datacenter with 3-digit terabytes of storage, terabytes of RAM, and 3-digit CPUs. Unless I win the lottery (and the safe withdraw rate on these investments are high enough), I won’t be getting any of this.
Infinite rice maker. Like instant.
A proper (CNC) milling machine and lathe, like ones you can work hardened steel with. Lots of better things you could buy for that money, but with a mill and lathe i could make those things for even more money!
Edit: oh and a proper garage/hobby room to put them in
free time
or any money at all, i can only seem to get one of the two
Unconditional love and support
That’s not a luxury, it’s free.
Get a dog, you big lovable jerk.
I love the conditional love of my kibby. Conditional love is great when the conditions are easy to fulfill.
1: feed me
2: water me
3: scoop my poops
4: love me, but not too much
A personal library. A room dedicated to the purpose.
I’ve wanted someone to invent this for years.
It looks like a blank book. Pages feel and smell like paper. Insert a disc and text appears on the pages. Any book you want with the feel of a book and the convenience of an e-reader.
I just bought a house with a 12x12 room in the back of the upstairs for my gf to create exactly this. She loves it. Has a rocking chair, blanket, and a half dozen bookcases filled up.
I hope you get the same one day!
Free healthcare.
Having all my teeth.
“Luxury Bones”
Weekly pedicures.
That’s actually pretty attainable!
A house with a yard in a city with good subway access
What color do you want your dragon?
Staten Island NYC
Staten island is the only part of New York City without subway access.
there is no direct rail link between the SIR and the New York City Subway system
Damn. Yeah
Kitty holsters. A kitten in a holster on each side. Ready for anything as long as i got my kitty holsters
I fucking love this
How about a hammock chest holster, so you’re always snuggling?
This does not seem hard to acquire.
there is a pocket star trek novel i can’t find a physical copy for less than 100 US dollars called “a stitch in time”. for some reason they won’t reprint it (they released an audiobook recently but i don’t personally like reading books that are not physical paper books).
Yea I bought it on a whim when it came out cause I love DS9 and Garak. I’ve seen them as high as 200. Its crazy.
TIL those are out of print and valuable. Most of mine were ex-library copies bought for 50¢ each. I guess I should have kept getting them more diligently, since it sounds like now it would be difficult for me to complete my collection.
Rule of Acquisition #3: Never spend more on an acquisition than you have to
Yeah, my copy is in decent condition, and I’ve had offers of 200 for it.
Alas, I’m a giant geek and refuse to sell it
Keep an eye out at thrift shops-- I’ve seen huge tranches of Star Trek novels.
Upvoted just because I’ve been meaning to look up the definition of tranche and you reminded me. Thank you. :)
Ugh me too!
A well designed back yard with a gardener to help keep it nice and tidy. I fucking love flowers and landscaping, but I just can’t do it myself.
