Do you have a price point as to how much you would cost? (Not looking for hookups BTW)

  • @[email protected]
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    1015 days ago

    There is no price, because it would be cheating on my fiancée

    She’s more important to me than anything in this world

      • @[email protected]
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        315 days ago

        We’ve already talked about those hypotheticals

        We’re devoted to each other. There is no amount of money that would change that

            • Klnsfw 🏳️‍🌈
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              514 days ago

              When you put it that way, it sounds silly.

              But there are poor countries where this is a reality. Some people have no other means than prostitution to pay for medication for a relative

              • @[email protected]
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                314 days ago

                I’m lucky enough to live in a civilised country

                Free health care, little crime, people aren’t constantly terrified of everyone around them

                It’s pretty sweet

          • @[email protected]
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            214 days ago

            Money doesn’t matter that much to me, and staying true to each other is worth a hell of a lot more than a mil to us

            • @[email protected]
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              413 days ago

              If my partner passed on the opportunity to dramatically improve our station in life beyond any of our reasonable dreams, I wouldn’t consider that “staying true to me,” tbh.

  • @[email protected]
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    1614 days ago

    No.

    I find men repulsive. In a “how could anyone be attracted to one” kind of way.

    I don’t understand what women see in men. I don’t know what women see in me, for that matter.

    The whole man thing is just “ugh”.

    I’m a fairly heteronormative white dude, and very comfortable with who and what I am, but I do feel as if maybe I’d be happier in some kind of lesbian coven.

  • Lord Wiggle
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    2414 days ago

    If the price is right I would even hawk tua that thing. But the price would need to be good, you know. Like $10 or something.

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
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    1115 days ago

    To save me from homelessness and dying on a cold rainy night in a gutter… probably… if you’re not a dick about it

  • @[email protected]
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    4115 days ago

    No. I mean, I could name a price, but it’d be unethical and borderline fraudulent to actually charge it knowing that better and more enthusiastic blowjobs can be found for so much less. I just wouldn’t scam a customer like that. This attitude is why I can’t work in sales.

  • southsamurai
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    1115 days ago

    Ehhhh, my price is unreasonably high.

    Any small amounts would fuck up my flow too much to be worth it. By small I mean in the thousands. Even hundreds of thousands would cause more trouble than it would fix because I can’t just launder money easily. I’m not set up for it. Which means it would ruin my disability related services and cost more in the long run than I’d get.

    Anything small enough to not cause trouble in that regard, isn’t worth sucking a dick for. I’ve had offers to get sucked, or to suck, some really damn good looking guys over the years. Zero interest on my part.

    So it would take the kind of money that would make it possible for me to not give a fuck about medical costs or income for the rest of my life.

    By my best estimate, based on medical costs and monthly bills, I’d need close to ten million to feel safe for the next twenty years.

    So, that’s my price, ten million. Since nobody in their right mind is going to pay that to some hairy middle aged dude that’s also going to insist on a full std screening and the right to bathe said dick until I’m satisfied with any smell, even the crazies aren’t likely to be on board.

    Hell, I’m fairly confident I could suck a dick well, but a ten million dollar blow job? Nah, nobody is doing that.

  • @[email protected]
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    2914 days ago

    it’s not about the cock. it’s the men I find disgusting. if my wife had a cock I wouldn’t really care, I have one myself and I have fun with it who cares.

    • @[email protected]
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      613 days ago

      Same, male body is a no even if it had a pussy. The other way tho, I wouldn’t really mind.

  • @[email protected]
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    514 days ago

    I’m gonna go with ‘it depends.’ Do I get any assurances? Do I get control? I might want hazard pay under some circumstances, but if terms are good, the price would be more possible.

  • @[email protected]
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    814 days ago

    Depends on the price and the cock, tbh.

    I’d suck Isaiah Maxwell beautiful shlong for less money than some random ugly chode, for instance.