“It was the damndest thing. I called a ten minute recess to step out of the courtroom to go take a dump, and when I returned, the entire legal system had changed.” - This judge I guess
I assumed the judge was going to his chambers to scream into a pillow because the case involved a sovcit.
Your honour, Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A. I rest my case.
If this moron was talking the usual kind of shite these loons do, the judge likely left to laugh into his fist or scream at a wall.
it’s gotta be frustrating to pour your entire life into the justice system then see these assholes come through trying obscure bullshit cheat codes expecting miracles.
Poor guy. Now he’s going to have to sign all his documents in purple ink and write upside down and backwards in a circumflex.
I hear these days the incantation is to stamp the paper with a cartoon dog while shouting “THE POWER OF MUSK COMPELS YOU!!!”
THE POWER OF MUSK COMPELS YOU!!!
You really should consider switching deodorant in that case.
