• morgan423
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    1 month ago

    “It was the damndest thing. I called a ten minute recess to step out of the courtroom to go take a dump, and when I returned, the entire legal system had changed.” - This judge I guess

    • @kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      51 month ago

      I assumed the judge was going to his chambers to scream into a pillow because the case involved a sovcit.

  • @Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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    111 month ago

    If this moron was talking the usual kind of shite these loons do, the judge likely left to laugh into his fist or scream at a wall.

    • @mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      51 month ago

      it’s gotta be frustrating to pour your entire life into the justice system then see these assholes come through trying obscure bullshit cheat codes expecting miracles.

  • @Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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    231 month ago

    Poor guy. Now he’s going to have to sign all his documents in purple ink and write upside down and backwards in a circumflex.

    • @holycrap@lemm.ee
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      101 month ago

      I hear these days the incantation is to stamp the paper with a cartoon dog while shouting “THE POWER OF MUSK COMPELS YOU!!!”