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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 3 months ago

What’s your excuse?

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What’s your excuse?

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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 3 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    15•3 months ago

    Pretty sure you’re allowed to use your legs in bed making

    • @[email protected]
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      6•3 months ago

      Yes, “bed making”

  • @[email protected]
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    19•3 months ago

    That’s disgusting. Gross Which video is this from so I can make sure to never watch it?

    • @[email protected]
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      16•3 months ago

      Maya Bijou with Bambino in “bathroom spinner”. You can never be too careful, FGM420.

      https://tiny4k.com/models/maya-bijou

      • @[email protected]
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        8•3 months ago

        Damn. The sauce master over here!

        • @[email protected]
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          2•3 months ago

          They know their porn.

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    deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    35•3 months ago

    She is not making it. She is eating it.

    • Chaotic Cookie
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      4•3 months ago

      Yummy in my tummy!!

  • @[email protected]
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    27•3 months ago

    Remarkably with closed eyes. That requires a lot of routine.

    • @[email protected]
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      17•3 months ago

      She’s also blind.

  • @[email protected]
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    42•3 months ago

    Nicole?!

    • @[email protected]
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      31•3 months ago

      Call her Fediverse Chick!

      • @[email protected]
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        9•3 months ago

        Does she have a matrix server filled with screaming racists?

        • @[email protected]
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          4•3 months ago

          I don’t really know, I’ve never gotten the scam. I just know the memes. 🤷

          • @[email protected]
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            3•3 months ago

            Really? I’ve gotten a half dozen or so. I don’t interact with it at all and just report it so the admins can hopefully ban them before they bother too many people.

            • @[email protected]
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              2•3 months ago

              Yea, really. I don’t know how, tho. I ain’t doing anything special.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•3 months ago

          I missed that part. Is that step 2, when you reply to the scam?

          • @[email protected]
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            3•3 months ago

            I think its after the part you add her on frendica

  • @[email protected]
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    8•3 months ago

    I think that if you didn’t have any arms, nobody would judge you for not making your bed. I don’t have that excuse, I’m just lazy.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•3 months ago

      I’ll take it. You can’t prove I’m not typing this with my feet.

  • @[email protected]
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    49•3 months ago

  • 2ugly2live
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    22•3 months ago

    Yeesh, she looks like she’s being tortured.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•3 months ago

      … with pleasure.

  • hmmm
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    43•3 months ago

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