Shhh… it’s not 9/11.
Carlos can melt steel beams.
And my heart.
And my axe!
If your axe melts, maybe you’re using the wrong metal
And my dick!
Edit: Bow! I meant bow, I swear!
God, the way my laugh echoed in this house.
The US with it’s imperial system 🤦♂️
The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 52,008 Carloses to the gallon and that’s the way I like it!
I’m disappointed that nobody here has asked the right question yet:
How many Smoots is a Carlos?
1 smoot, ± an Ɛar
Idk… is Carlos an SI-compatible unit? Because if not, this could be any size. Maybe he is a dwarf, maybe a giant. It could be anything! /j
Carlos is 5 meters.
Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.
I’m not good with car sizes, how many Dr Pepper is that ?
It’s the size of a small boulder.
Is that a standard Carlos, or an imperial Carlos?
Given that South America has a greater native genetic pool but still mixed genealogy, International Standard would be adept.
Turtle pope is real
Behold, dog!
Carlos is smaller than a turtle! LOL
He smol.
Anything but metric
Never seen this applied to South America before. Pretty sure they’d be just as pissed off if you called them Americans as Canadians are if you call them Americans, even if America is in their continents name.
Shit.
That was (unintentionally) very rude of me. Sorry South America.
I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale … who knows … Carlos could be a dwarf … or a ten foot giant.
Or a miniture giant space-Carlos !
Or a giant dwarf!
Or a dorf giant!
…his name is Carlos.
This is Stupendemys geographicus from Urumaco, Venezuela, and Rodolfo Sánchez from Coro, Venezuela.
Thank you!
So why did it say Carlos? Just to make a joke on ‘car’?
Hmmm
Take concept of e.g. “Edda van Heemstra Hepburn-Ruston” -> Audrey Hepburn…
Add “stereotyping”…
¡Hola Carlos!
Racism.
Okay but is Carlos standing on a platform with a wall behind him, or is Carlos planking on a platform with the floor behind him?
He’s just lying on a box sticking his legs out.
I came to ask if we were witnessing the plank master at work. Glad I wasn’t the only one.
Pretty sure he’s just been hung vertically. For we know he’s a stuffed exhibit
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