Looks like he’s laying next to a giant Tollhouse cookie.
Carlos is only 4’5"!
What’s the exchange rate of Carlos to Carbonemys?
Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.
Which one is which?
I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale … who knows … Carlos could be a dwarf … or a ten foot giant.
Or a giant dwarf!
Or a dorf giant!
Or a miniture giant space-Carlos !
…his name is Carlos.
How large per Carlos squared?
Dudes rock
Need a longer Carlos. This Carlos is too short for accurate measurement.
Those are some nice slip-ons
How big is Carlos though? My man could be 6cm.
Five Carlos
Anything but metric
Never seen this applied to South America before. Pretty sure they’d be just as pissed off if you called them Americans as Canadians are if you call them Americans, even if America is in their continents name.
Shit.
That was (unintentionally) very rude of me. Sorry South America.
But how many bananas tall is Carlos?
Looks about two and hald freedom eagles tall
The classic Carlos comment thread hijack.
How many football fields is Carlos?
About 3/200 of a football field, or roughly 24 Big Macs.
Real Big Macs, or ad photo Big Macs that are twice as big?
Around 20 ad-tier Big Macs, or ~31 shrinkflation Big Macs in 2025. Unfortunately the Big Mac as a unit of measurement was standardized way back in '89 so it may not be as consistent with modern-day readings.
Now measuring in Baconators is likely to be more reliable when looking across a longer period of time, but you’ll have to factor in the different conversion ratios depending on whether you’re dealing with a single, double, or triple. The double is the base unit and is defined as 1/71 of a 1995 Ford F150.
