I’m talking like Ursula or the French spider from from James and the giant peach. Don’t give me some conventionally attractive humans (though humans are totally allowed) please.
Personally mine was Goldie from Rock-a-doodle. I probably watched that movie 100 times on VHS as a kid.
Charlie B. Barkin. They knew what they were doing when they cast Burt Reynolds to voice Charlie.
Hate to be boring because he’s a human haha, but Luigi! He was my first ever fictional crush and my crushes on fictional men only proceeded to get more and more questionable from there 😂
Forgot to post an image oops
Imma be honest - I can see why
Full circle to today, where Luigi is an attractive and respected icon.
And damn foine
You are now banned from reddit lol
Your mom
OP implied it should be controversial
Judging by the down votes I’d say It was.
9 people and counting who are in love with OP’s mom
The opossum from Over the Hedge (Heather)
Ok but do you wanna fuck the possum or are you just down with the voice of Avril Lavigne?
BOTH
Honestly same.
When I was 6 I really liked Astro Boy’s sister.
Roo’s mom comes to mind, as well as a number of pokemon, mostly conventional ones, possibly a few lesser known/thought of ones too.
No no I agree. Roo’s mom is probably a freak.
Roo’s mom
Her name is Kanga.
I don’t think this counts as a hear me out lmao. These are supposed to be beautiful human women in the context of the movie.
Dude, the amount of times I freeze framed the one where she bends forward to kiss Aladdin (it was the genie) it wasn’t funny. Oh and the tape I used was a pirated one with shit quality, too…
Edit. What I am saying is that while this is not 100%, it was something. It also made wonder why Aladdin wanted Jasmine after that, when he can have a whole harem of these gals!
Alladin just wanted one woman. No shame in that. Not every guy wants a harem.
Yes I am aware. But still…
I mean, look at this cutie:
Look back in my memories and it’s no surprise I am a furry. TMNT, Teddy Ruxpin, Care Bears, MLP (the OG from the 80’s), Animalympics, Looney Tunes, at least a third of all Nicktoons, pretty much every Disney cartoon ever…
Though personality also goes a long way, and I have more respect for these characters for their personality and actions than any real human being alive today.
I’m so with you. For me it started with Tails when I was like 7-8… I didn’t know what sex stuff was, I just wanted to like… be his friend. Maybe hold his hand. Touch his tails. Nothing weird, just budz.
Then both Robin Hood and Maid Marian… strange feeling.
Then Animaniacs. Mostly their personalities. Not so much Dot.
Then Renamon.
Then Krystal.
Then Kyubi (we’re gonna pretend there is no human form).
It was all over once I found The Furry Thread on DDRFreaks forums in the early 00s.
Cleo from the Cadillac Cats
Kinda sad there wasn’t more love for this answer. Cleo’s legwarmers and her big 80’s hair spoke to me.
Okay, hear me out, it’s not what you think! More power to those who have, but I swear I’ve never even dressed like a cat.
But I mean goddamn gurl…right? Guys?
Damn straight.
Slimy, yet satisfying.
Those eyes alone are more seductive than Judy Hopps’ hips
“Come here and hakuna my tata”
Naaaaaaants, ingoyaaaamaaaaaa, ba-gi-thi baba
It’s the eyes.
Definitely. Also possible that having sex in grass sometime would blow my mind in ways I couldn’t comprehend.
I have had sex in tall grass and I can tell you it wont blow your mind.
There a lot of sex locations that look/sound good but really just suck. It’s like shower sex or beach sex. It can be hot, but it’s much more likely for it to interfere with the sex having in some way.
What can you tell me about coquettish lionesses? Are they as soft and smooth as my friend has imagined?
You know in all my sexual conquests I forgot to hit up a lion. I can’t help you there unfortunately.
No implication intended. I’m not a bad guy. I would never fuck a lioness that didn’t want it, but that’s just the thing. Everything I know about them leads me to believe they’re jonesin’ for it, but I’m not a biologist.
Besides, the tickling and scratching and poking of the grass isn’t really helping with the mood. Or the ticks. Or those random small rocks and/or roots and/or dried rabbit shits.
Or that one group of crows intently watching you from the tree close by and laughing at you
Yeah outdoor/nature sex certainly has its downsides. Still fun though. Just not as comfy as a good old fashioned mattress.
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Does Game Over Gruntilda count?
If not, then maybe
Orangutan Daisy DukeCandy Kong?
Game over Gruntilda is FINE. Hell yeah brother.
Which Candy Kong though? The one from DKC, the one from DK64, or the one from the animated series above?
I like the TV one. The hair, earrings and headband give off such a “mom’s hot friend in the 90’s” vibe.
I made my friend lose at bank kazooie repeatedly just to rewatch the end
Hot Gruntie could get it 💯
Toa Nokama
A Bionicle… That’s a hear me out for sure. I can remember my skin being pinched by the joints while playing with them from time to time. I can’t imagine wanting to fuck the Bionicle after that, but you do you.
She’s a surfer girl in blue, and she’s got some nice big curves to her front
You know what. I get it.
now this is a hearmeout
The hydra from hercules
Now that is a hear me out.
I’m not sure I can follow you there but I respect it.
Im no coward
o7
Rebecca Cunningham from Tailspin.
Never seen Tailspin, but I googled a pic and I can absolutely see how you got there.
Rebecca Cunningham from Tailspin.
