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Gravity’s so powerful, it’s letting you win this round just to remind you who’s really in charge when you drop your phone
what does gravity even bench?
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I just overcame the gravitational pull of the entire planet with my dick.
If your dick overcomes the gravitational pull of the entire planet for more than four hours, seek medical attention
Your dick also overcame the gravitational pull of all other dicks.
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Referring to your girlfriend that way is not very nice.
Say that to gravity when you start even 5m above the ground.
The thing is, you need an entire planet to make falling hurt, and jumping is still easy. Meanwhile, if you have two tiny magnets they can pull on each other so strongly that you can never get them apart again.
Gravity ain’t shit. It’s not the falling that kills you, it’s the impact at the bottom. Which are electromagnetic forces.
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?
Well the electromagnetic forces in your bones are no match for the accumulated energy of a few seconds of gravity.
Gravity is the only fundamental force that can bend time tho
Isn’t it the other way around? Mass bends spacetime and gravity is the result?
“Skiing is not hard, it’s mostly gravity.” - the alien on Resident Alien
As a kid I used to dream that I could levitate by sort of straining my muscles upward and lifting myself away from the ground. It would be pretty cool to do that IRL.
I used to contemplate jumping in the air, then quickly using my foot to spring upward off of my other leg/foot, and repeating that until I’ve reached a desired elevation.
Funny, I had a similar series of dreams as a kid like that. I just sort of learned to ‘walk upwards’ and levitate.
Mine was that if I curled up into a ball I would float like a helium balloon lol.
omg that was you? We could have played quidditch!
Years before the books were written! I am an old :(
But still, I’m sure it’s like riding a bicycle and I have these water balloons…
I thought the parliamentarian struck down the law of gravity
Yeah keep it up for 10 mins and we talking again.
Magnetic force is hilariously weak. Go ahead and raise your hand. You literally just over came the magnetic pull of the ENTIRE EARTH.
Bro is made of iron
I’m built different 🦾
turned to steel in a great magnetic field
Not to “Ermmm acshually” but you haven’t overcome the gravitational pull you’ve just counteracted it.
Overcoming it is significantlly more difficult.
The swirly line forms to the left.
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I think this is a reprehensible attitude towards gravy.
“Make gravy your bitch”; didn’t you ever enjoy a lovely meal with the savory sauce of gravy over biscuits or perhaps a meat of your choice?
Terribly disrespectful!
Not gravy. Op was talkng about gravy tea.
Gravy tea, so bovril?
And now jump in the air and escape the gravitational pull.
12 kilometers straight up.
- 150 km.
Gravity not so weak now, huh?
Also not so weak if you find yourself at a height in the air.
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It’s still weak, just like humans are still slow.
At least compared to other animals.
But like gravity, we just keep going. And going. And going.
And when the animals we hunted collapsed from exhaustion, we just kept coming. And then took it all the way back we came.
Just like gravity.
We can try to keep going until we just can’t anymore, but gravity will just grab us and haul us back.
Compared to the other forces, gravity is a weak ass bitch.
Nope. Gravity goes both ways. Actually it’s the curve of space time pushing you toward another mass. And you can only overcome because your mass is puny next to the earth.
