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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months ago

Hello, ladies!

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Hello, ladies!

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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months ago
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  • @HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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    9•3 months ago

    Can’t decide if I smell Old Spice or Aqua Velva here

    • @mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      1•3 months ago

      drakkar noir

    • @DoubleSpace@lemm.ee
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      3 months ago

      Obsession. He is a classy dude.

      • @HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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        4•3 months ago

        Classy for that guy would be Stetson

  • @LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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    2•3 months ago

    Okay, let’s turn this shipost into a brainstorming session: what would be socially accepted “slutty outfits” for men, both straight and gay?

    I feel like our fashion choices are limited to tank tops, shorts and if you feel fancy, half open shirts.

    • BlueFootedPetey
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      2•2 months ago

      Hoochie daddy shorts. Mid thigh at the longest.

  • @henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    6•3 months ago

    Do the ladies like this?

    • @RBWells@lemmy.world
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      This has to be a generational difference but the unopposed moustache screams gay to me, because when I was a young adult only my gay friends had that style. I cannot shake the association. It seems like it started with some guys being ironic then got picked up by the mainstream.

      Can’t wait for the shorts that are actual shorts to come back too, I’m tired of men passing off culottes as shorts. If they are longer than your knees they aren’t shorts. They are mediums or something but if they are not short, they aren’t shorts.

      So a no from me.

  • @CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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    17•3 months ago

    Cis guy but damn gimme that hot dog sir.

    • @Johandea@feddit.nu
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      10•3 months ago

      Why would it matter if you’re cis?

      • @CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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        meant cishet but that sex machine got me going and I forgor

  • Lemminary
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    4•3 months ago

    Dirty stache… Would

  • @SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee
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    36•3 months ago

    All I can focus on is the fact that BBQ is right up against the side of the house…

    • @MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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      37•3 months ago

      It’s asbestos siding, absolutely nothing to worry about!

      • @terminhell@lemmy.world
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        12•3 months ago

        Asbestolotley nothing

        • @MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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          3•3 months ago

          If I ever start a nihilistic cult, I’m totally gonna name it this!

    • thermal_shock
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      16•3 months ago

      My mom melted the siding on our house like that once. The whole wall was wavy, like some fun house.

      • Lemminary
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        5•3 months ago

        Someone set my neighbor’s shed on fire. Our garage that was some distance away was also like that. It really put some perspective on how hot a house fire can get.

    • @HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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      To the right of the grill, so much melted siding lol

  • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    7•3 months ago

    I just hit 40 and not gonna lie that looks comfy as fuck. Time to put away the 30 year old dude clothes

  • djsoren19
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    17•3 months ago

    if that’s the sluttiest outfit you got, y’all gotta step up your game. I don’t think I can grill safely in the sluttiest outfit I’ve got.

  • @marito@lemmy.world
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    11•3 months ago

    90s dad or gen Z dude?

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    67•3 months ago

    I can’t take him seriously if he’s not wearing sandals and socks.

    Fucker probably uses a meat thermometer.

    • @bstix@feddit.dk
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      deleted by creator

  • ✺roguetrick✺
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    Dude actually looks like he could pull off short 80s jean shorts if he tried.

    • @superkret@feddit.org
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      gotta be careful with jorts though.

      https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sx3ORAO1Y6s

  • @Geobloke@lemm.ee
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    Why do Americans tuck their shirts in?

    • @PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world
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      It was the style in the 90s/early 00s for dads. My Dad had this look, but he wore actual jeans and kept his phone clipped on his belt.

      • @Geobloke@lemm.ee
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        Yeah I’m an Aussie, but my American father in law tucks his shirt in, the only guy I know that does it

    • @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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      7•3 months ago

      So you can see the Blackberry phone holster on their belts.

      • @Geobloke@lemm.ee
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        Hate the game, not the player

    • @mhague@lemmy.world
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      It’s a more formal way to dress. I had to wear uniforms with tucked in shirts as a kid in school. It’s also a normal requirement at jobs. Becomes habit.

  • @Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world
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    5•3 months ago

    That’s a nice grill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbH3dB1UCjE

  • @superkret@feddit.org
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    56•3 months ago

    • @Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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      18•3 months ago

      Sploosh

  • @ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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    4•3 months ago

    Pff. My shirt is tie-dyed.

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