Guess I’m lawful neutral.
At no point should C++ be considered “lawful” or “good”. Haskell would be the best.
Haskell would be the best.
lisp wants some words with you about that
I wouldn’t call lisp “lawful”.
Haskell is where hope and sanity go to die.
That’s when you have to comply with decades of backwards compatibility.
Some of those color choices were chaotic evil too
i didnt make the template
I would have put assembly as true neutral
I would have put Perl as lawful evil, Brainfuck as Chaotic Evil and maybe ASM should have been Neutral Evil
I feel like malbolge is a much better fit for chaotic evil than brain fuck is but I agree with the rest
To be fair I’d not heard of Malbolge so whatever.
Vb.net us fun. It’s like c# but with alternate words.
i still hate both and all of .net framework yeah, even vscode
You mean specifically net framework or net >= 6 as well?
VSCode was literally the IDE Microsoft created for working on everything but .NET framework, and it is built on Electron, it has nothing to do with .NET.
F tier meme.
“Haha JavaScript sucks’” is the easiest way to spot someone who spends more time on programming subreddits then they do programming.
Well, JS does suck. It doesn’t matter how much time I spend programming, this truth will stand
JS is just insane. Learning it took far more of my time than any other language, and honestly, I’m tempted to say it’s not even a single language because of all the frameworks and non-standard libraries.
I’m tempted to say it’s not even a single language because of all the frameworks and non-standard libraries.
Or you know, you could be tempted to say it has multiple frameworks you can choose from.
One is more accurate than the other, but if languages are only allowed to have a single framework in your mind, then do you.
This but with PHP, kinda. It isn’t my favorite language/really good, and at some point in time it deserved the hate, but it has come a long way.
JS isn’t even on here though. and whoever made this meme knew enough to include two Esolangs (though I’m insulted they included nary a single 'funge.)
It’s in the title
C++, lawful good
Ah, template code.
Template-C++ is not C++ after all /s
Someday the concepts will come and fix all of this. It has been foretold.
Concepts are already here - (as of now) they fix a subset of this, and errors messages can still be extremely long.
They’re less like “here’s every single template parameter of the involved types” and more like “this template thingy has many specializations with different constraints, here’s a list of all of them and why none of them are satisfied with your parameters”
tbh i didnt even make this meme, it was my dad, i just posted it here
That seems like a great dad
Hi ops Dad
That I’ll call chaotic evil
Not evil by itself, but if you want to obfuscate C++20 code you can get REALLY creative…
Depends on how much you hate yourself
Someone woke up this morning and chose violence.
Where can I find this language called violence?
Damn. You’re tempting me to make a novelty language.
Other languages have terminology like throw and break. We’re not too far off.
Where is lisp?
No way Bash is lawful, or Malbolge is chaotic… And no way C++ is lawful either.
Did you just throw the languages around at random? At least Perl fell on the right place…
ADA should be the lawful good.
Bash is chaotic neutral.
Java is lawful neutral.
Javascript fits ok as chaotic evil.
Move ASM to neutral evil.
And maybe f77 as lawful evil.
Right? I do like Shell but scripts over 200 loc get quickly confusing, no matter how well you organize them. Not to start with Batch, they get confusing at 10 loc.
I was forced to code in Perl one time, there’s no way it could be good.
Replace maybe C++ with Haskell.
Or Rust
not considering it lawful good until i get my dynamic linking back
Whats DIS?
It appears to be Dis thing right here.
Apparently it’s a nerfed variant of Malbolge. Malbolge is literally cryptographically difficult to program in, while Dis is merely migraine-inducing.
tldr: malbolge wimpmode
Given how python tries to be as readable as possible with its controversial stance on using indentation, is it really neutral?
Idk if moral alignment makes sense for languages, at least not as much as weapon metaphors.
The lack of braces in python code makes it quite difficult to read for someone who’s used to languages that use braces.
I agree, I was very careful to say tries to ಠᴗಠ
