Eat it.
You can cut the second to last banana a little lower, and leave the top of the stim attached to keep it hanging
Wait you cut them all? You don’t just tear the bananas apart from each other?
Cutting, a stand, all feels like an overcomplication of a simple fruit
Uhh, see the banana master JWBananas diagram below. Exactly what I’m talking about
Until I read your answer, I was picturing a kiosk selling frozen bananas with a countertop (a diner would be a countertop restaurant, in this naming convention). My only excuse is that I just woke up
Same, same.
Ah, now I have coffee.
Just buy more bananas. How much could a banana cost? $10?
There’s always money in the banana stand
Well, in the US they are almost there with eggs…
The pricey ones here cost €1 per kg
I worked at a Walmart for a bit and one day they had me change the price tags on the bananas and I immediately had to ask and make sure the tags were correct because they went from like $0.70 per pound, to $1.68 per banana.
Until they went back to a per pound price, banana sales basically stopped at the store.
There’s always money in the banana stand to get more bananas.
It’s one banana, how much could it cost, $10?
Just use those $10 and go see a star war.
The arm of our stand is wide so I can rest one banana on top.
Banana cradle capabilities?
A banana hammock, if you will
RTFM.
What’s this “nature’s way” crap, when the bananas are hanging upside down?
Tap for bananas
As though there is anything natural about the modern banana
Are you implying they are supernatural?
Preternatural.
Where on the scale is that? Is it higher or lower than supernatural?
A banana for scale would be helpful.
It is higher than the banana, relative to the direction they’re oriented. Determining which orientation is correct is left as an exercise to the reader.
Banana stand people: hang loose man!
Actual bananas: <flips like 50 birds to the camera>
This is the way. Cut the second to last banana below the stem. Works perfectly.
Suffer
Sometimes a rubber band, sometimes a twist tie
Mine it for potassium-40. Radioactive products sell for more than one banana, which as others have noted cost $10 but if you can purify the radioactive elements, you can probably get $11 or even $12.
Plus, the YouTube revenue. Imagine me and Nile Red turning a banana into something where we get a visit from the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. They’d pay upwards of $14.50.
Cut it in half and tie the two ends together
I heard countertop banana stand owners tend to also own banana hammocks.
I’m going to buy a banana stand, and knit a hammock to hang from it.
I use better technology: wire fruit basket. It achieves the same goal of exposing your banana to air circulation, but the last one can lay down
You rip the second-last one off to leave the stem, which now becomes a hook.
Impale it as an example to other bananas that might step out of line.
I’d invest into an economy of scale
