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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy [email protected] • 3 months ago

This is unfair!

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This is unfair!

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy [email protected] • 3 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    10•3 months ago

    Democracy manifest!

  • @[email protected]
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    88•3 months ago

    Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

    • @[email protected]
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      14•3 months ago

      “Sir, that is all you can eat for $15.99”

  • Capt. Wolf
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    24•3 months ago

    “You here four hour!”

    • @[email protected]
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      6•3 months ago

      That’s some 90s comedy right there

    • @[email protected]
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      4•3 months ago

      this was the first thing I thought of. nice to see a link already here. thanks!

    • @[email protected]
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      2•3 months ago

      Damn I just saw this

  • Eager Eagle
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    395•3 months ago

    what is the charge?? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??

    • @[email protected]
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      3•3 months ago

      Link for anyone like me who’s one of today’s lucky 10,000

    • @[email protected]
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      4•3 months ago

      I had never heard of Democracy Manifest before coming to lemmy. I am loving this subculture in strad of reddit’s

    • Xanthrax
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      103•3 months ago

      I see that you know your judo well.

      • @[email protected]
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        100•3 months ago

        HANDS OFF MY PENIS

        • @[email protected]
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          34•3 months ago

          The way he delivered that line was Oscar worthy.

          • @[email protected]
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            3 months ago

            Truly, every line in the clip is delivered with the bravado and conviction of an experienced thespian.

            “Gentlemen, this is democrrracy manifest!”

            This is the bloke that got me on the penis befoaaa.

            “Ooh, that’s a nice headlock sir! Ahhh, yes, I see that you know your judo well.”

            “And you sir! Are you waiting to recieve my limp penis?”

            This interview was three years ago. I sincerely hope he is in good health and has many more succulent meals in his future.

            • BarqsHasBite
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              28•3 months ago

              Unfortunately he’s passed away.

              • @[email protected]
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                15•3 months ago

                But his memory will always live on in our penises.

                • @[email protected]
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                  5•3 months ago

                  I dunno, apparently he admired Hitler and nazism (according to Wikipedia)

  • TrackinDaKraken
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    8•3 months ago

    Oh. I’m making a scene. A scene covered in gravy, and a side of soft serve ice cream and sprinkles. Lots of sprinkles.

  • @[email protected]
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    65•3 months ago

    I just wanna be called “sir” without it being followed by “you’re making a scene.”

  • @[email protected]
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    191•3 months ago

    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?

    • @[email protected]
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      24•3 months ago

      Ah shit I fumbled the quote

  • @[email protected]
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    124•3 months ago

    • @[email protected]
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      30•3 months ago

      Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?!

  • @[email protected]
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    7•3 months ago

    I heard they shaved a gorilla.

  • @[email protected]
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    3 months ago

    U HERE FORA OWAA. YOU GO NOW

  • @[email protected]
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    118•3 months ago

    And what happened after you were asked to leave?

    We pretty much went straight home.

    Mrs Simpson, let me remind you, you are under oath.

    We drove around all night looking for another all you can eat fish buffet.

    And when you couldn’t find one…?

    We went fishing.

    • @[email protected]
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      30•3 months ago

      Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?

    • That Weird Vegan
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      11•3 months ago

      Lionel Hutz was a great character. RIP Phil Hartman.

      • @[email protected]
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        9•3 months ago

        RIP Phil

        Fuck Andy Dick

  • /home/pineapplelover
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    3•3 months ago

    Relevant Curb Your Enthusiasm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEobUCTpV1M

  • @[email protected]
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    11•3 months ago

    We used to go to the buffet after practice. My teammates and I would be so hungry we could do three or four plates. We’d usually get there around 4, and while we were there they’d transition from lunch to dinner, which had different food and was more expensive, but we’d paid for lunch.

    It was technically allowed, but because we were doing it consistently, and just eating so much, the manager came up to our table to have a talk with us about it. Didn’t tell us to stop, but just tried to shame us. He said “I know what you’re doing”. We weren’t doing it on purpose, we just came in hungry when practice ended.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•3 months ago

      ULPT moment

    • Lv_InSaNe_vL
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      6•3 months ago

      Damn that’s a shame. My team would also do this like once a month and the buffet we went to absolutely loved us. They would keep the party room open for us and prepare extra food the night before. Hell the owners came to some of the bigger meets too when they could.

      Then someone drove a semi truck through the front of the building (nobody was hurt, it was overnight) and they never reopened :(

      • @[email protected]
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        2•3 months ago

        I kinda get it, there was a pretty big difference between the lunch and dinner menu. The lunch was typical Chinese buffet, dinner had shrimp and crab legs and such. We just told him we’ll stay away from the crab legs if we paid for lunch.

  • @[email protected]
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    John Pinette on buffets.

  • THCDenton
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    15•3 months ago

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      4•3 months ago

      Unpopular opinion ai slop can be good

    • @[email protected]
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      2•3 months ago

      what was this part of? did they reeact the whole thing?

      • @[email protected]
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        5•3 months ago

        It’s AI

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