• @[email protected]
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    That I was a republican. The teacher gave out this political alignment quiz that was incredibly biased asking things like “do you like lower taxes or higher taxes?” and “do you like more freedom or less freedom?” All the questions basically lead you to the same answers. So the entire class basically had the same result.

    This was in middle school so I wasn’t even politically engaged yet. I didn’t realize how crazy this was until years later.

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      That’s funny. I had a teacher do something like this but in the other direction. All the questions had answers that pretty much forced you right into the blue. Shit like “do you think homeless people should be given assistance or should homeless people be shot and dumped into the sea?” Or “I think everyone deserves to find love vs gay people are the spawn of Satan”.

      It is worth noting that I went to a very left leaning and notoriously “hippy” private school (against my will). I eventually managed to get expelled for smoking weed and not snitching on all my friends.

      I don’t think teachers really should be pushing their political or religious agendas no matter what. School is for learning core basics in various categories.

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        n many countries, including the United states, the core studies are taught through the end of Junior High School. And that’s when mandatory education ends. So you should expect to see a lot more variety in high school.

        As a teacher myself, I don’t try to tell students what to believe, but I certainly don’t run away from talking about political issues. If you’re teaching English or science or social studies or foreign language, and you are working hard to avoid politics, you’re doing your students a disservice.

        For example, suppose you’re teaching high school economics right now. Would you honestly not talk about the Trump tariffs? That would be the most ludicrous idea imaginable. Clearly the students want to know what’s going on, they hear it on TV, they read it in the newspaper, and you’re the expert so you should be telling them what’s going on. Right? And if you’re going to talk about them, you’re probably going to be critical of them with good reason.

        But anyway, I’ve heard people express views similar to yours over the years, and essentially many people with that view think that school could be or should be talked entirely by mindless robots. I don’t think that’s a great way to teach kids, I’m happy I didn’t grow up in such a system, but if that’s what you want then more power to you.

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          It’s less that I don’t want them mentioning anything that connects to politics and it’s more about wanting them to just present information without any additional spin.

          So “Trump has put tarrifs on x countries for x amount” vs “Trump has stupidly put x tarrifs on x countries because he’s a hateful tyrant” or whatever. I think you get what I’m trying to say.

          I have absolutely no problem with talking about politics as it’s pretty much impossible to mention anything in history without it, but it can be done so in very different ways. I would prefer that teachers remain as neutral as they can while presenting only factual information on whatever political topics comes up.

          Kinda how I wish the news would go back to facts first reporting as opposed to this current “rush the story out before we fact check anything and make the headline as polarizing as we can to generate maximum clicks. Who cares if we have to issue a correction later on page 97 in .5 size font (or at all) we just want clicks!” Type of “news” we have now.

          I blame Reagan.

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      415 days ago

      Ironically, I have read that there was a study that found that the most gullible kids in elementary school grow up to be republican. I’m not kidding.

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        I don’t think that would surprise anyone. The GOP has been a giant grift since at least Reagan. A loooot of people out there can’t tell when they’re getting scammed.

        It’s one reason why educated voters tend to be further left on the political spectrum.

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      That wasn’t so much a “fact” told in school as it was a prediction, and it was true for them. Some people carried pocket calculators, but most people didn’t. Some supermarkets has calculators built into their carts, but most didn’t.

      Failing to predict society’s norms in 20 years isn’t the same as teaching a false fact.

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          Tiny photocell powered calculators used to be everywhere. There were “thin” ones to fit in your Costanza sized wallet, Mousepads with them built in, and my wristwatch in 6th grade had one with tiny rubber keys.

          It was a magical time till be alive. 5318008

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          Yep, back in the 90s they were in some places. My local supermarket had one like this, except without the annoying ad on the left side.

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        The same was told to me even as everybody already had mobile phones with calculators in them or even iPhones

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      I feel have super power by being to calculate accurate tips without needing to crack out my phone.

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      Where did you go to school? Everybody knows its 2025 years old.

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            I was also taught this in school, along with many very unscientific things. When they eventually taught us about evolution (they had to because of national curriculum) they couldn’t stop stressing how it was “just an outdated theory” and showed us additional videos which “disproved” it

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              Come on, I like a good “look at how stupid those Americans are” as much as anyone, but for it to be funny it has to be within the realm of what could possibly be true.

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              114 days ago

              Please, it’s only necessary to think about it seriously for a single moment to realize that a school where children are taught “that the earth is 6000 years old” obviously doesn’t exist.

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                Shouldn’t exist. That’s different.

                Their belief system is based on an a being that can’t be sense that banished people to infinite torment for following instincts that he designed them with, then sent part of himself to be tortured and killed as a sacrifice to make up for a curse he put on them, but only if you it was necessary. A ridiculous age of the earth is hardly the craziest thing schools like this teach.

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      615 days ago

      I am a Christian and I don’t believe that. I could go on at length about how the Bible doesn’t support that idea.

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    Haven’t seen anybody post this but how gender and sexuality is, schools are so fucking about straight mom and dad only relationship and nothing else. Man and wife bullshit when there’s infinite amounts of gender and sexuality and diversity out there. Fuck I hate Amerikkka

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      I am from germany. Sex ed is not just manditory but also part of normal lessons all two years. The body, genetics, sex itself and how a baby is made and how protection and STDs work and which are there next to condom and pill

      Funnily enought i wasnt present the whole male sex ed part so idk if they talked about queernes. Being in a psychiatric hospital they only had german, math, english, classes so litterly only the essentials

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    Not only in School, even at university I was taught the DNA structure was solved by Watson und Crick. But they stole data from Rosalind franklin and even openly admitted it years later.

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      Edison ivented the light bulb in the US. No, it was Tungsram in Hungary. Edison did employ him as a result though. Bell invented the telephone. No, it was Edison labs. Bell stiole the patent from an Italian guy when he was working in the patent office. Philco invented the TV set. Nothing to do with it, it was Edison-Marconi. The CRT controller was invented in the Soviet Union hence the Philco invention story.

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        I’m having a hard time fund evidence that AG Bell stole anything from an Italian, do you have any more information to keep me look this up?

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      Along with Franklin, I believe a grad student, Raymond Gosling. I feel I’m forgetting about another big contributor, but who knows.

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    The United States operates on the principle of three co-equal branches of government, which check and balance each others power.

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    It was false then but my seventh and eighth grade science teacher told us that blood was blue. My mom was a nurse so I knew that it was bullshit but was definitely confused because he was my science teacher.

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      I remember my science teacher in seventh grade saying this. I was just very confused because my mother who was a nurse said it was just a dark red.

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    Taste buds are arranged by flavor in four sections of the tongue. Complete load of horseshit.

    Multiplication tables (I still know them mostly). I have a calculator on damn near every device now.

    Things will always get better <-- this one is the biggest lie of them all

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        6 x 6 mothefuckers. Y’all tell me that didn’t immediately form “36” in your brain.

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          Nope, went through “(6 × 5) + 6”. Slightly slower, but much more flexible since you can do that with any (base 10 representation of a) number that has a reasonable number of digits.

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              When dealing with base 10 representations, multiplying by 10 is a simple matter of adding zeroes;
              dividing numbers that end with a zero by two is (usually) an afterthought;
              doing both operations in that sequence is (usually) equally trivial, the only effortful thing I have to do is adding or subtracting a multiplicand, once or twice or thrice.

              It’s not easier than having the result imprinted in my memory, but it cuts away ~ three quarters of the table.

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      Is it so bad to know your multiplication tables? It’s lowk a quality of life thing yknow. imo it’s just a good thing to know so you aren’t entirely reliant on the calculator for an answer.

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    In my college Econ 101 class I was taught that “economic liberalism” would lead to political liberalism. I knew that was a myth back then, but my professors insisted. Twenty years later we’ve got economic nationalism and political fascism taking over everywhere.

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      Did we conclude that, I thought its still heavily debated.

      Some argue in the 50s and 60s the US was spending Europe’s gold to build highways and infrastructure, gifting Americans the wealth with a continuation of the new deal, they then defaulted in 1971 as inflation eroded foreign debt owed.

      Some feel some form of debt accrual is how we derive such a consumption focused standard of living, which is misallocated capital that ends in someone holding the bag when it can’t realistically be paid back, or when population doesn’t grow fast enough like in Japan or most of the developed countries.

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    “This is the best time of your life, it will never be as easy.”
    I wasted more time at school than at work and I didn’t have Fridays off, so that was a lie.

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    There are 10 Commandments.

    No - there’s 14.

    And most of them also have sub-commandments, just to confuse it further.

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      613 mitzvot! ± a couple hundred, depending on whether you’re a Kohen, live in Israel, if the Temple has been rebuilt, or are the first-century sage Hillel (in which case there’s one mitzvah and 612 articles of commentary.)