• ivanafterall ☑️
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    673 months ago

    “We’re greedy shits,” Trinen said. “The holes in our souls are bottomless and we hate our customers."

    • @[email protected]
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      273 months ago

      May I introduce you to their last launch day tech demo… 1-2 Switch?

      Yeah. You forgot about $60 launch day tech demo 1-2 Switch, didn’t you?

      • @[email protected]
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        123 months ago

        The only reason they sold any was because the console released with like one game, which seems to be the same strategy this time around too.

          • @[email protected]
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            43 months ago

            Exactly, the only real first party game was BOTW (and that also released on the Wii u).

            There were some smaller games, like 12 switch/snipperclips/fast rmx, but the switch on release (and most of its life) was struggling for games.

            • madjo
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              33 months ago

              It has a shitload of indie games and on top of that a lot of shovel ware though.

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    I think this money grab wouldn’t have gotten as much run in the media if it hadn’t been front and center in the Direct. Feels like a misstep, but then, so does €90 Mario Kart…

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    3 months ago

    Makes sense, but if it’s only $10 it should just be free. $10 isn’t worth the bad PR and they should want this tour thing in as many hands as possible.

      • @[email protected]
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        53 months ago

        I would dispute the claim it wasn’t a bad system.

        The gamepad as a mandatory component really gimped it hard.

    • @[email protected]
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      263 months ago

      Nintendo is being exclusively run by suits now. The era of a game company built by gamers is over.

      • Altima NEO
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        133 months ago

        You’re thinking iwata, but that was a brief blip on Nintendo history. The OG CEO was a straight up suit. The man had no interest in videogames, only business. Which is why they practically had a monopoly over their hardware in the 80s and 90s.

        • @[email protected]
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          43 months ago

          The OG CEO is from the 1800s so yeah. And yes I’m thinking of Iwata. And look at what was produced during his tenure. That’s the Nintendo everyone is nostalgic about nowadays. 1989 Nintendo was a corporation throwing spaghetti at the wall, 2000’s Nintendo was streamlining the end gamer experience, 2020’s Nintendo is looking for an easy paycheck.

  • gonzo-rand19
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    633 months ago

    So it’s a $10 tutorial? Don’t care how expansive and cool it is, that’s just fucked. The project scope should’ve been adjusted to make sure it would be free.

    • @[email protected]
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      3 months ago

      Exactly! What sort of logic are they even trying to apply there? Basically saying “We put a lot of time into our tech demo, and it came out better than expected, so we’re going to charge for it!”

      That’s just crazy.

      The whole principle is that the intro experience is supposed to be free. It exists to get people pumped about the cool new thing they just bought and excited to play with it.

      I guess Nintendo decided that - since you already bought the console - they don’t especially care if you are pumped or not. They already got your money.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    73 months ago

    “Well, you see, if we give away anything for free, it has to be your organs! Our law whor… I mean lawyers cannot afford to be some of the worst people on Earth unless we make things so expensive you have to sell all your organs on the black market!” ~ Them, probably

    • @[email protected]OP
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      43 months ago

      “This is the stuffed crust… filled with cheese and pepperoni. It’s like calzone in a bread stick form factor!”

  • Jakob Fel
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    383 months ago

    I feel like they’re trolling us at this point. There’s no way they’re this stupid.

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      3 months ago

      How is this stupid? Call it greedy or anti-consumer, but in the end it will increase Nintendo’s profits so it’s far from stupid from the company’s perspective. People buy consoles no matter how bad they are treated. Maybe you should call consumers stupid instead?

      • @[email protected]
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        93 months ago

        Nintendo can and has pushed the greed too far for even Nintendo fans before. Wii U and 3DS at launch being fairly recent examples.

      • Jakob Fel
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        153 months ago

        The problem is that a company can only push their greed so far before they start losing people. Up until now, most of the Nintendo hate came from their anti-emulation crusade. Now, it seems like everyone and their brother is talking about just how absurd the entirety of this launch is.

        • @[email protected]
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          53 months ago

          On places like reddit, Lenny, etc where there is a vocal minority complaining about this. The vast majority of consumers don’t come on here nor do they keep themselves informed. They’ll grumble at the price a bit, then buy it anyway.

          • Jakob Fel
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            73 months ago

            I’m not talking about Lemmy. I’m talking about literally every community I’ve looked. Aside from fanboys being fanboys, the reaction has been nothing but outrage.

  • @[email protected]
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    "Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour is described as a “virtual exhibition” of the new hardware. Per Nintendo: “through tech demos, minigames and other interactions, players will get to know the new system inside and out in ways they may never have known about otherwise.”

    So its basically just something that goes on about how great and wonderful switch is? And they want you to pay for it? This is so stupid I’m not sure if its even anti consumer anymore but somehow managed to go beyond to new levels of awfulness.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      143 months ago

      It’s kind of like the Valve demo that’s free on the Steam Deck to go through all the features on the machine, except not as interesting.

  • @[email protected]
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    233 months ago

    I was on the fence about Switch 2, leaning toward not getting one. This just solidified that position. No way I’m paying for something that charges for the instruction manual.

  • @[email protected]
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    123 months ago

    I jumped ship from Switch to handheld pc. The pc game prices was a big part, especially older games don’t hold value. For example I got Middle Earth shadow of war for like $6. I still sometimes miss my switch but I will definitely wait a while before I decide on a switch 2.

          • @[email protected]
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            33 months ago

            Yeah it’s a hefty price tag but I wanted the extra battery. The Z1 extreme has pretty much the same performance and come with 500gb storage, with a better price tag. You can always upgrade your battery and ssd if you want to later down the line.

            I love the device! The fact that I can play pc games in my hand is a huge win for me. I work in front of a pc the whole day. Last thing I want is to sit in front of a pc for gaming. But you must understand it is a pc and not a console. You have more setting and things to tinker with setting to get best performance unlike a console where it is just plug and play.

              • @[email protected]
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                23 months ago

                I never do but I know you can. But once again it is not as easy as casting. You could for example get a dock and have Xbox remotes which could emulate a console feel. My suggestion is to do research before you buy and see if it caters for your needs. Is it a good device? Yes. Is it super user friendly? Depends on the user.

    • @[email protected]
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      43 months ago

      I am genuinely surprised that they’re suggesting physical games that act as keys for digital downloads. What is the point of getting a physical cartridge if you can’t play the whole game offline? I guess they’re just trying to kill physical media, and this is the first step in this direction.

  • @[email protected]
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    143 months ago

    This demo/manual and the driving basketball game should be included in the system.

    Think back to the 3ds with head wars and AR games, no way I’m buying such games but having them makes the system a bit more valuable.