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My parents wanted me to become Dr. Doctor. But I’m merely a Mr. Mister. So take these broken wings.
I’m glad you and Ms Mr made it through the Hurricane.
Does it taste like you put the lime in the coconut?
More like a nut in a creampie
Jokes on them, I would have got that from a Mr. Doctor.
Why’d dude have to drop out so early
The store brand at Harris Teeter in Virginia was called Dr Smooth.
🎵Can’t you see I’m burpin, burpin?🎵
Little bit of Thompson Twins? Nice.
Definitely had a cross between “it’s an older meme” and “I understood that reference” memes fighting it out before posting, wondering how many people might actually get the reference.
Forgot that Terry Gilliam was in Spies Like Us
Give me the news, I’ve got a… bad case of lovvvvvvin youuuuuu
Somebody always got to beat me to it. I’m not nearly as clever as I think I am. :(
Same. I just came in to upvote it. But, also, I take minor pride in knowing what the first comment will be.
Don’t think of it as a race, think of it as an opportunity to find kindred spirits
Damn, I felt my heart thaw a bit. Gotta be more careful around this neck of the interwoods.
Haha! Yes, I too am old, nice to meet you.
You’re still clever. But also we share lots of common experiences which is a cool thing, not a personal shortcoming. But I get the feeling too.
Aww. It’s mainly boredom and luck that I was able to catch it. Lol.
Don’t downplay it. We all experience a culture and this is part of being in it.
For some reason I have strong memories of my childhood dentist having this song on. They almost always had a “soft rock” station on, which to young me was very awful.
My dentist was similar. I heard so much Tom Petty and Van Halen on my dentist trips
Lucky bastard.
I heard so much Bon Jovi, my teeth are rotten.
Can these machines even operate using glucose syrup? They seem to be attempting to get in on the non-corn syrup craze, but I don’t think they’re physically capable of using what they’re implying, but not stating.
Yes.
Source: Fat American who drinks corn swill (HFCS) soda.
Rest of the world exists you know, where corn doesn’t get insane subsidies and sugar cane / beet is far cheaper than corn syrup.
Ingredients of our Cola bag-in-box for postmix machine: Water, sugar, colouring (sulphite ammonia caramel), acid (phosphoric acid), flavourings (contains caffeine), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, sucralose), preservative (sodium benzoate), anti-foaming agent (dimethylpolysiloxane)
Oh, sugar tax and health labels (green A good, red E bad) made everyone cut back a little and add some sweetener… Meh.
It is a US product made with cane sugar, I don’t see the relevance of the rest of the world
“Currently RHB does business with More than 3500 customers all around Texas“
“Hand crafted, Real Sugar, Small batch”
Everything okay over there America?
No
Not by a long shot.
It just looks like craft soda in a fountain?
May be real, but it’s made from corn. Too sweet for moi
More likely beets.
Anything labeled “Non-GMO” is bullshit. Whether the “real” sugar in there came from sugarcane or beets those plants have been genetically modified for centuries, long before dipshits decided GMOs were somehow unnatural and scary.
The labels on that are funnier
Major Major Major Major
Dr? Doctor.
Thirst? Unquenched.
Hotel? Trivago.
Visa? Mastercard
