Me too! Can’t remember where I got it tho.

I thought that came standard on Boeing.

Have you paid your dues Jack? Yessir the check is in the mail.

Don’t forget microplastics!

What else would you use? Toilet water?

kids

The Swayze Express does it again!

This room has a swing set in it!

I got mine and there were no advertisements on the back.

lol. the way he describes music while preparing a chromed out axe just sticks with me.

Jokes on them, I would have got that from a Mr. Doctor.

I can’t help but read these descriptions in Patrick Bateman’s voice (American Psycho)

• kill
  • Noem

Well, she was was never really meant to be that.

Hey China, just checking in. I was in the shower and thought I heard the phone ring. Anyways, call me when you get this.

I can’t be arsed to check but I think it’s 2 pi which is useful when dealing with sine waves.

All right, let me ask you this. Tell me if this is creative: when I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this is before I had even… heard of one or seen one. I just drew a picture of a horse that could fly over rainbows and had a huge spike in its head. I was five. Five years old! Couldn’t even talk yet!

• Michael Scott
  • Albino Python

If you delegate a bunch of idiots to do a job and they fuck up, it’s your responsibility.

I don’t know if it existed in the game but this reminded me of og Tomb Raider for some reason.