The Swayze Express does it again!

This room has a swing set in it!

I got mine and there were no advertisements on the back.

lol. the way he describes music while preparing a chromed out axe just sticks with me.

Jokes on them, I would have got that from a Mr. Doctor.

I can’t help but read these descriptions in Patrick Bateman’s voice (American Psycho)

• kill
  • Noem

Well, she was was never really meant to be that.

Hey China, just checking in. I was in the shower and thought I heard the phone ring. Anyways, call me when you get this.

I can’t be arsed to check but I think it’s 2 pi which is useful when dealing with sine waves.

All right, let me ask you this. Tell me if this is creative: when I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this is before I had even… heard of one or seen one. I just drew a picture of a horse that could fly over rainbows and had a huge spike in its head. I was five. Five years old! Couldn’t even talk yet!

• Michael Scott
  • Albino Python

If you delegate a bunch of idiots to do a job and they fuck up, it’s your responsibility.

I don’t know if it existed in the game but this reminded me of og Tomb Raider for some reason.

I hope I have a body like that when I’m her age and I’m a dude.

And all of the support ships not pictured here.

I’ve seen bigger.