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“In my case, I like to take a nice shower to take care of my beautiful hair,” Trump said as he signed the executive order, which the White House said would apply to multiple household appliances, including toilets and sinks. “I have to stand under the shower for 15 minutes until it gets wet. It comes out drip, drip, drip. It’s ridiculous.”
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I honestly cannot believe this is real. It seems legit but…
It’s so fucking frivolous.
Only if you’re assuming benevolence on Trump’s part. What if we assume malice? Undermining a country’s water security is a big accomplishment.
I’m assuming levels of idiocy. Sure, he’s a cruel idiot but this is another level of stupidly pointless. He isn’t someone to insidiously undermine water security. He’d just try to deport the springwater.
Thank God. Trump is saving America. This is like our #1 problem 💪🇺🇲🦅
Hope he drowns in all that flow
a golden shower, you say?
Those are unregulated already. Maybe nobody told him?
He signs an executive order to change things nationally when all he apparently needed was a plumber.
Unless I’m missing something, it was about flowrates in showers and sinks…
Nothing about showers, he’s just rambling.
to take care of my beautiful hair
The Onion staff on suicide watch
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Life imitating Seinfeld.
This has to be a joke
That’s cute that anyone thinks he flushes after himself. He’s the kind of dickhead that doesn’t even sit down and sprays paste all over the seat and bowl then leaves it for someone else to deal with.
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If he needs to flush 10 to 15 times, he needs to eat more fiber. Maybe put the Mickie Ds down.
Plus water line pressure has absolutely nothing to do with toilet flushing in residential toilets lol. That’s purely determined by the tank reservoir and outlet design.
How is it freedom being under high pressure.
His “hair” is so unnatural it’s hydrophobic
Not The Onion.
Lmao I can’t even
This is one of those things I haven’t considered thoroughly for other regions. Where I live in Utah there are no water towers and water pressure is practically a fact of life.
cries in the Benches
Water towers are simply outdated, in most of Europe you don’t find any.
