• Lovable Sidekick
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    Secretary of Education - that would be Linda McMahon: politician, business executive, and former professional wrestling promoter.

    Jesus Fucking Christ no wonder the world laughs at us. “You want I should teach dem skools a lesson, boss?”

  • Null User Object
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    42 months ago

    Has anyone checked if she’s an AI? That’s the kind of thing an AI would screw up.

  • Stern
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    272 months ago

    Considering Vince McMahon didn’t know what a burrito was, I’m not particularly surprised.

    Madigan told PWTorch editor Wade Keller: "It’s one of these stories that always repeats itself. I think the idea was they were trying to work an angle with Big Show and - like Andre (the Giant), here’s a guy who is so physically big and physically imposing - what can you do to get over on Big Show? And how are you going to do it?

    "I think they were going to poison Big Show and give him a spiked burrito. The whole concept was: ‘We’re going to spike his food, spike the burrito, you cut to a vignette before that showing him eating it, and then he passes out in the ring.’ So, Vince goes, ‘Burrito?! Who the hell knows what a burrito is?’ It was such a far concept. And everyone in the room goes, ‘Well, we know what a burrito is.’ And Vince goes, ‘Well, where the hell have I been?’

    “But, the funny thing is, Wade, every day at noon, Vince’s secretary would walk into the office - the writing room - with a burrito. It was a steak-wrap cut in half. And he would put ketchup on it. Every day, he was eating a burrito and not knowing what it was. But, that’s the idea - when you’re in a bubble and in a business where you’re ostracized from society, it’s you and them, that’s it. Everyone else is an outsider, so things like that do make sense in the confines of the wrestling world.”

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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      62 months ago

      Ketchup on a burrito that you don’t know is called a burrito is up there with putting ketchup on a well-done steak

    • @jve@lemmy.world
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      212 months ago

      It was a steak-wrap cut in half. And he would put ketchup on it.

      That’s no burrito, that’s an abomination.

  • UnhingedFridge
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    232 months ago

    Me explaining to my flat earther father that there will never be an HDM2 cable or port

  • katy ✨
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    132 months ago

    she also referred to decades of sexual abuse of ring boys in the wwf as business as usual

    • @fartsparkles@lemmy.world
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      182 months ago

      That’s because it is. I worked at a place that did this kind of photography for businesses years back. That steak probably got 20 seconds on each side to sear, the grill marks and caramelization painted on, the juice around it some colored glue, the steam some guy’s vape; those sorts of things.

      You’d never want to eat the photography subject afterwards.

      • @pirat@lemmy.world
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        22 months ago

        Yummy! I’ve heard they’re using hair spray too, in order to keep things in place and/or glossy.

  • @andros_rex@lemmy.world
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    Might as well dump some A1 on every IEP in a state on the wrong side of the Mason Dixon line…. (and lord knows that ‘AI’ is already involved)

  • @Hafty@lemmy.world
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    702 months ago

    Linda McMahon, part of the McMahon crime family accused of sex trafficking and other such crimes.

    • LustyArgonian
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      92 months ago

      Who has an obvious cuckold and exhibitionism kink which she displayed in front of the world and recorded it.

        • LustyArgonian
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          272 months ago

          Yes, kinks done nonconsensually that involve a child audience, where the kink itself involves ageplay, should be shamed 100%. Kinks that lead to the dismantling of our government deserve shame.

          Just like the straight politicians who fuck men and make being gay illegal should be shamed. These aren’t the actions of gay men btw, they are the actions of straight men (per them) who repress their sexuality. Straight cis men (and women) who repress their sexuality make up the majority of MAGA because that’s what a ton of MAGA is inherently about. The entire MAGA party is about sexual repression and enacting their kinks compulsively and nonconsensually.

          • @Arkouda@lemmy.ca
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            32 months ago

            I am not accepting a word of that without some evidence and to be honest I don’t care enough to read anything you come up with.

            Take care.

            • LustyArgonian
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              192 months ago

              Okay, thanks for wasting both of our time by commenting in the first place at all? Are you MAGA and just worried you’re going to be outed or something?

              Here’s the link of her doing that: https://youtu.be/zQ0bGm82q0k

              • @Arkouda@lemmy.ca
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                22 months ago

                Maybe lead with the evidence instead of being self righteous next time if you want a good faith conversation.

                Have fun with your civil war 'merica.

                • LustyArgonian
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                  172 months ago

                  What I referenced is well known. That you didn’t know and couldn’t nicely ask for a link says more about your intellectual narcissism and beliefs than anything.

                  Further, I curse you to live as you treat others. May your country have a civil war too. May you experience everything you callously celebrate in others. Have fun with your curse.

      • skulblaka
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        132 months ago

        This doesn’t surprise me somehow, but… context?

        • LustyArgonian
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          262 months ago

          This is kink, ageplay, cuckolding, the entire thing. I say this as a Dominatrix. It’s 100% absolutely kink. 7:50 is the kiss but the entire thing counts and is bizarre of them to have written, except they are into it.

          https://youtu.be/zQ0bGm82q0k

          Elon is into pretending to be a toddler, breeding, slavery, raceplay, and possibly mpreg. Trump is into his daughter and probably some really really messed up stuff. The entire MAGA party is about sexual repression and enacting their kinks compulsively and nonconsensually.

          The entire MAGA party is about sexual repression and enacting their kinks compulsively and nonconsensually.

          Really, absorb that. Everything they complain about, is the exact kink they have that they feel rules over them. Trans people, Native Americans, Latinas, control & power issues, Black people, etc etc. The entire MAGA party is about sexual repression and enacting their kinks compulsively and nonconsensually.

            • LustyArgonian
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              52 months ago

              It’s the root of their issues, I firmly believe this. We must fight fascism with free, consensual love and sex ✌️