Smartphones, computers, and other electronics will be exempt from President Donald Trump’s steep China tariffs, the U.S. Customs and Border Protection revealed late on Friday night.

  • @[email protected]
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    11118 days ago

    I guess he bought enough shares of Apple now that he drove the stock price down. Way to manipulate the market for your buddies.

    • @[email protected]
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      5318 days ago

      Yes, the supreme court ruled that any “official act” of the president is legal, so unless the supreme court wants to either

      1. Undo that ruling, or
      2. Rule that this isn’t an official act,

      Then Trump is 100% in the clear.

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        2718 days ago

        And even if the Supreme Court does rule it to be illegal, the only way to remove him is through impeachment.

        That ain’t gonna happen.

        And if it miraculously did happen, then J.D. Vance would pardon him and continue the grift, just in a little bit less obvious way.

      • @[email protected]
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        118 days ago

        I think the ruling could deem it not an official act if the intent was to insider trade as facilitating inside trading isn’t an official duty. But you’d need proof that was the intention.

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      618 days ago

      I wonder… if your buddies went long on stock this week, do you push it just a bit higher before the next storm, so they exit?

      It would be hilarious for the Truth Social early warning to be true-true-false. At some point he will do the opposite and only the closest insiders will profit.

  • ikt
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    18 days ago

    this is the most dumbest fucking idiot leader of any country in the world right now i swear

    • @[email protected]
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      2018 days ago

      Not just right now; I’m sure he’d be in the running for dumbest in modern history too.

          • @[email protected]
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            2318 days ago

            Crypto probably since it seems they’re keen on setting up a federal crypto system or some nonsense

            • @[email protected]
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              418 days ago

              Do you have any idea how much money the wealthy actually have? The sum of all crypto-currencies put together is a drop in the bucket compared to that. Not to mention that the money is basically useless in that form without someone willing and able to buy it for some sort of actually usable currency.

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                118 days ago

                Sure but how is it any different than hiding gold in Switzerland or art in a vault somewhere? Until it no longer has potential wealth in the hyper capitalist market it’s still valuable. Wealthy people at that level are already so rich they don’t spend money, they borrow against their assets, which in this case could be real estate, gold, stocks, bonds, or because of all the amazing new crypto (not fiat btw) technology built around making crypto currency have all the same financial systems as fiat currencies and other investments, crypto. They only need to hoard the wealth. They don’t need to spend it

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              618 days ago

              Might as well if the bond market crashes. They basically have to control the entire market and demand payments in crypto. Declare victory in monopoly with USD and then invent a new currency off its death? I just honestly don’t see how you scam the world out of trillions and benefit from all the money. Especially if you completely devalue all the money and investment assets permanently.

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        Most of the money came from other rich people because 93% of stock is owned by top 10% of USA.

        Well, it’s your own responsibility to read politics.

        I lump summed into his crash and made good money. No insider trading or anything. Just going against fear.

        Let that sink in though, 90% of your people own 7% of the stocks.

        Trump just invited the ones gambling correctly, it makes him look better. According to him.

        • @[email protected]
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          918 days ago

          Let that sink in though, 90% of your people own 7% of the stocks.

          You forgot to take into account the large percentage that doesn’t own any stock.

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      418 days ago

      What do you mean this is all brilliant insider trading. It’s going to cost us our economy and destroy our world order, but they are making crazy money right now!

  • CaptainBasculin
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    918 days ago

    Want to be exempt from tariffs? Don’t worry, Troll Physics has got your back.

    Step 1: put a small sized SOC to the biggest pc case you can find

    Step 2: fill the rest of the case with your preferred good to exempt from tariffs.

    Step 3: declare your import/export as a computer

    IRS will be mad, Trump will be jelly. Problem?

  • Libra00
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    3018 days ago

    Ahh, so that’s how this is going to go.

    First you tell the world how big your dick is, then you realize you might not be all that competitive in the dick-size arena so you start walking that shit back. Pretty soon here we’ll be hearing about lil’ Donny’s third thumb in tariff form before he finally admits he was dickless all along and puts forth only the most token of efforts to attempt to retain some sense of dignity.

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      I think he’s trying to play 5D-chess but has no fucking clue about what he’s doing. Like when you start a new, complicated 4x-game and just click random shit to see what happens.

      In bet that in his mind, these back-and-forth moves are master negotiation tactics.

      • @[email protected]
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        318 days ago

        He looks like the kind of person trying to play 5D-chess without even knowing any of the rules of regular chess.

      • Libra00
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        318 days ago

        He’s trying to play checkers when everyone else is playing chess. Somebody walks by occasionally, snickers, and says ‘You should go there, you’ll definitely win if you do’ because they benefit from the chaos said ‘advice’ produces, and goes on about their business. Tariffs were his attempt to shout ‘King me!’, and he’s only now realizing that his own king is vulnerable.

  • @[email protected]
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    4618 days ago

    We are putting tarrifs on stuff we buy from you, because you make too much money on us. But we are going to remove tarrifs from the stuff that we buy from you, because we need them.

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      117 days ago

      We are putting tarrifs on stuff we buy from you, because you make too much money on us. But we are going to remove tarrifs from the stuff that we buy from you, because we need them.

      Because their CEOs attended his dinner and bribed him.

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    5418 days ago

    and MAGA was like, “HOORAY TRUMP IS SO AWESOME! see. i told you tariffs would only be temporary”

    fuck joke of stock manipulation

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    Jesus fucking Christ. At this point I want him to go all in on tariffs and actually hold on so at least I know what’s coming. The fucking indecisiveness and Randomness is literally driving me insane.

    • @[email protected]
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      3118 days ago

      You are not alone. The whole world has lost confidence and trust to anything the US does or says

        • @[email protected]
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          218 days ago

          With all the interdependence we built up that’s hard to remove and would take decades, it’s kinda sensible to hope it can weather a few years of stupidity. It’s not entirely unreasonable to hope that after people seeing the first shitshow, it wouldn’t happen again.

    • @[email protected]
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      3318 days ago

      The funny thing is that it’s supposed to stimulate US manufacturing. Like companies are going to invest years of time and billions of dollars building factories and moving production to the US, because of a tariff system that changes every 2 days.

      • Bizzle
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        618 days ago

        He doesn’t care about American manufacturing. That has always been a flimsy cover.

        • @[email protected]
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          117 days ago

          Sure, it’s just a way to raise taxes on the public without calling it that. Upside is they bring in a lot of money quickly. Downside is they do a fuckton of irreparable damage to the US economy, the standard of living of people in the USA, and a fair bit of collateral damage to the rest of the world. But at least Elon gets his tax breaks for another couple of years so yay!

    • @[email protected]
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      818 days ago

      Welcome to government brought to you by fascism, chaos is how they consolidate power. You create enough chaos to exhaust and scare people, blaming the chaos on a scapegoat. You then say, well I could totally get rid of all this chaos if you give me the power to do so. The courts, and the legislators are obviously not equipped to stop this mess, we just need one person with supreme power to cut through the bureaucracy…

      • @[email protected]
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        718 days ago

        Inside a car, Silly. He wrote “literally”, and he’s not an idiot, so it’s got to be a car or truck or abattoir he’s being driven inside.

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      518 days ago

      The randomness is the point. He wants the markets to yo-yo so those with insider knowledge can make a bunch of money.

      Expect this to continue until Trump gets bored of it.

  • @[email protected]
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    1318 days ago

    Wow, he did not only blink first, he did it in record time, too.

    Now the whole world can learn how to deal effectively with this would-be strongman.

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    1318 days ago

    There must be a lot of lobbying going on behind the scenes at the moment!

    You have 90 days to save your businesses dear Billionaires! They will soon open a bribing office to keep track of the corruption and agreements made during this period

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    The real reason?

    Apple, Intel, and other execs bribed him during an overpriced dinner.

    This whole tariff thing has nothing to do with the country or international relations or manufacturing or whatever.

    It’s just his latest personal grift. He just now has the power to say “every CEO in the world must personally give me a bribe or I’ll continue doing some really stupid shit.”