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I doubt any published info will reflect reality.
Round is a shape
And it is indeed a good shape for things like cookies.
And planets
overweight centaur you mean.
Looking at a picture elsewhere in the thread, you might be right, he’s the front half of a centaur.
With all due happy respect, fuck you, I came to say exactly that!
I want to hear this from the coroner, not his physician.
That’s an awfully big umbrella you got there. What are you, scared of a little water? You might melt?
Supposedly it’s not manly to be able to lift your short fingers above the height of where your heart is supposed to be. Also, it’s emasculating to be seen with your wife these days, apparently.
She’s busy complying as little as possible with their prenup conditions
Shit man. There you go, getting my hopes up
Yeah, not super healthy to harbor these kind of hopes. Good people leave too soon, and the people you dislike, seem to linger in for too long, defying your death wishes.
results of his physical aren’t immediately released
they have to be shredded and replaced with fiction.
I didn’t realize that “amorphous blob” was even a shape.
Well, a steaming pile of shit is a shape.
He’s a 7 on the Bristol scale.
More taxpayer-funded McDonald’s orders please.
the president and their family are actually responsible for their own grocery bill… and that would include ‘take out’.
we should get him an all-you-can-eat-lifetime-subscription to McDonalds Hamberders.
Pretty sure if he eats himself into the grave, we can’t be called assassins.
Still waiting for the medical records he promised before the election…
The shape of a gummy bear
The Simpsons have failed us. The prediction of the 12th of April has not come to pass.
The Simpson’s didn’t let us down, the internet did. Snopes
The Simpsons has let me down repeatedly since the 10th season
“For an 80 year old fat fuck that’s never exerted himself beyond a brisk walk, he’s good.”
hes being held in place by a girlde
Funny, I thought he was being held in place by dark magic.
Although, it could well be a girdle infused with dark magic…
They need a comission of medical geniuses to rewrite the report in a way that sounds remotely healthy.
