Round is a shape
overweight centaur you mean.
Looking at a picture elsewhere in the thread, you might be right, he’s the front half of a centaur.
With all due happy respect, fuck you, I came to say exactly that!
And it is indeed a good shape for things like cookies.
And planets
I want to hear this from the coroner, not his physician.
I doubt any published info will reflect reality.
Shit man. There you go, getting my hopes up
Yeah, not super healthy to harbor these kind of hopes. Good people leave too soon, and the people you dislike, seem to linger in for too long, defying your death wishes.
Well he’s alive enough to continue actively fucking up our country, so that right there deserves a national day of mourning.
Still waiting for the medical records he promised before the election…
They are probably audited, like his taxes.
Give them time they have to run it through the A1 first.
I thought this bloated POTUS preferred ketchup?
Nah, it’s the “A1, See?” test. It helps prove that his eyes and tastebuds are functioning
as normalabove expectations.
Hopefully Trump ends his time with months of nonstop flatulence and explosive diarrhea
that’s been an ongoing thing so the end will probably be a continuation of the same
it usually means, he has high cholesterol, high triglycerides, blood pressure, high blood sugar or close to it.
The shape of a gummy bear
That’s an awfully big umbrella you got there. What are you, scared of a little water? You might melt?
“For an 80 year old fat fuck that’s never exerted himself beyond a brisk walk, he’s good.”
hes being held in place by a girlde
Funny, I thought he was being held in place by dark magic.
Although, it could well be a girdle infused with dark magic…
results of his physical aren’t immediately released
they have to be shredded and replaced with fiction.
He’s the healthiest man in the world, just like when this came up six years ago or whenever that was.
