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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago

The important thing is that they're both happy.

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The important thing is that they're both happy.

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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago
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  • @GooberEar@lemmy.wtf
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    18•3 months ago

    That is how it do be sometimes.

  • @MakingWork@lemmy.ca
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    54•3 months ago

    If the first child is intelligent and a competent designer, then the second child will be safe. There are no issues here. Just 2 children who trust each other.

    • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7•3 months ago

      Intelligent and competent designers fail A LOT, but they keep trying to find a way to fail the least

    • @ramble81@lemm.ee
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      12•3 months ago

      If … that word carries a lot of weight with random children’s ideas

    • @pickman_model@sh.itjust.works
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      3•3 months ago

      competent designer

      It’s a child. How competent can a child be?

    • @hedhoncho@lemm.ee
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      54•3 months ago

      My sister told me I could fly after watching Peter Pan. I could not fly.

      • @Dave@lemmy.nz
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        13•3 months ago

        Sounds like you didn’t believe you could fly.

        • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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          11•3 months ago

          They believed they could fly, and they touched the sky.

          Unfortunately they then touched the ground and the ground touched back

          • @Fluke@lemm.ee
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            6•3 months ago

            It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end.

            • Natanael
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              2•3 months ago

              The best way to teach gradients, explain the acceleration gradient across their mass as they hit the ground

          • swab148
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            7•3 months ago

            The trick is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

        • LousyCornMuffins
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          3 months ago

          Tink sends her regards 💥💥

      • @abbadon420@lemm.ee
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        43•3 months ago

        Skill issue

      • @Cypher@lemmy.world
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        8•3 months ago

        Roof or bunk bed?

        Got my brother off the bunk bed but mum caught us before he could try roof.

        • @taxiiiii@lemmy.world
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          If you ever think you can fly: start from the ground.

          Good advice for children and drunk people.

          • @reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net
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            5•3 months ago

            i always take off from the ground in flying dreams. It’s like jump…jump… Whoah!

    • @julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works
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      4•3 months ago

      “If not duffers, won’t drown. If duffers, better drowned.”

  • @tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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    98•3 months ago

    I was an only child so I had to do both.

    • @lath@lemmy.world
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      31•3 months ago

      You’re still here so, good job! 👍

  • @GorGor@startrek.website
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    37•3 months ago

    I was the younger brother. I was “willing” to do a lot of things I knew were bad ideas.

    • @TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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      17•3 months ago

      My younger brother tried out all of my inventions. He was “willing”, which really meant he never knew what I was asking him to do until it was too late.

      • @GorGor@startrek.website
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        12•3 months ago

        I definitely remember hearing “Here put this helmet and [thick] jacket on”… “Stay there and wait” etc

  • Match!!
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    62•3 months ago

    one of your kids is smart, the other is a scientist

    • @Hupf@feddit.org
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      25•3 months ago

      The Difference

      • @Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3 months ago

        The average Republican voter is the scientist?

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