In literature, mythology, and comic books, heroes often have a “kryptonite” or “Achilles’s heel”, basically a weakness that makes them vulnerable. I’m curious, what would be considered Superman’s “kryptonite”?
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Literally kryptonite. Particularly the green kind.
I think you mean “figuratively”
Superman’s kryptonite is interesting writing
I wouldn’t know, I haven’t seen smallville
As a life long Superman fan with like 4 notably good Superman stories to read in his 87 year history. Fuck you… but yes.
Which 4 ?
The truly classic ones I’ve read are Red Son, All-Star Superman, Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow, For the Man Who Has Everything, Kingdom Come, and the Death of Superman.
I also like the New Krypton/War of the Supermen storyline though.
A mixture of: 15.08% plutonium, 18.06% tantalum, 27.71% xenon, 24.02% promethium, 10.62% dialium, 3.94% mercury, 0.57% an unknown element not found on the known periodic table. You could use tar instead.
What about using wet socks
Might help. As long as it’s 0.57%.
Dry or wet weight?
Wet obviously. You have to maintain the wetness though.
Oh, I’ve got ways to maintain the wetness, don’t you worry
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Herbertwestium, specifically the crystallised form.
Horses.
Mice
I’m pretty sure it’s magic.
yep, which is why a lot of the magic team ups in DC start with superman getting owned.
Psychic abilities too.
True heterosexual love between a biological man and a biological woman. It’s why he never hooks up with Lois Lane and keeps sneaking peeks at Jimmy’s junk at the gym.
Now I wonder what the “Achilles’s heel” would be for the immortal great hero Achilles
Agamemnon probably
Little blind girls.
he needs a telephone booth to change?
Change?
Undress.
This isn’t gonewild sorry
pretty much take off his glasses and spin, looks like.
https://www.supermanhomepage.com/other/other.php?topic=phonebooth
Isn’t that spider hyphen man
No it’s dr who
I’m like 99% sure that he is afraid of bald people. Whenever the reoccurring token bald guy shows up he gets really scared. He could just be afraid of robots, I remember he was afraid of batman’s robots too, I don’t believe batman is bald, but I’ve never seen batman without his suit. Superman has X-ray vision though, and I’m not sure he can turn that off so maybe he is afraid of batman because he is bald and not because he is afraid of robots.
Robots and bald people, final answer.
His ultimate weakness: bald robots
The color yellow
Seems likely
Solid JJ the only real answer to this shit post
Preparation time?
