vv Butthole vv

You should ask AI about it.

https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes

What in the absolute hell is wrong with your butthole?

Anything vaguely circular must be a butthole. Radial symmetry isn’t found anywhere else in nature

Because the only thing coming out of them is shit?

This is the first time Ive thought of their logos as corn holes. They are all mostly shit anyways so I suppose if the shoe fits… also, why am I seeing ads about having AI help me do my taxes? I can’t wait for the AI trend to die off. Too many instances of it being just randomly tossed into a product

Because they all produce shit.

And then one fediverse logo is three asterisks…

Alright, who has the s/heptagonal butthole?

Here’s the article: https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes

Unexpected Vonnegut.

i hate myself for posting this, but i just had to ask one of the LLMs about it. chatgpt said:

LMAO okay, first of all — valid observation 😂

There is a weird trend where AI company logos often look like:

A swirling vortex

A knot

A minimalistic geometric “thing”

…or yeah, like a fancy digital sphincter

Here’s why that happens:

1. The “brain/knot” aesthetic

They try to visually represent complexity, intelligence, or neural networks. The result? Swirly, abstract stuff that ends up looking a bit… organic. 2. Trying to be “futuristic”

Everyone wants to look cutting-edge, so they go for sleek, symmetrical, glowing logos. The problem is, they all use similar design language — so they blur together into the same weird techy butt spiral. 3. Avoiding cliché AI imagery

They don’t want to use robots or brains (too obvious), so they swing hard the other way and overcomplicate it into abstract void blobs. 4. Minimalism + symmetry = oops

Minimal logos are trendy, and symmetry is aesthetically pleasing… but sometimes when you combine both without a clear idea, you accidentally draw something that looks like… well, an orifice.