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@RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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@RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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A new WSJ report alleges Musk is attempting to quietly build a “legion” of offspring, using his platform on X to approach influencers to have his children.
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  • @RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world
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    5•2 months ago

    OK Rupert, Now do Fox News too.

  • @VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    21•2 months ago

    We’re in dire need of some italian plumbing.

  • @Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    7•2 months ago

    “WSJ is woke now”

  • @amadeus84@lemm.ee
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    24•2 months ago

    It will be a fine day when he has an OD on stage.

    • FarraigePlaisteaċ
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      1•2 months ago

      There are over 3,000 billionaires worldwide, with a combined net worth exceeding $16 trillion.

  • @amadeus84@lemm.ee
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    2•2 months ago

    Sounds like someone you want to give the keys to every secret the US has. Smart man.

  • @KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee
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    45•2 months ago

    As if his sorry assed genetic material should be passed on. Why do all nazis assume they’re the “superior race”?

    • @Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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      11•2 months ago

      Not to be a spoil sport but rating how good it bad ANY genetic material is always feels icky to me. If we want to fully move away from eugenics, we need to stop its narrative even in case of garbage humans like musk, too.

      • @3laws@lemmy.world
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        Valid. Musk is garbage, his DNA has nothing to do with it & pivots from the main point; garbage people like him deserve no pity.

      • @hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de
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        9•2 months ago

        I respect your position but have to disagree.

        Trump, Musk ,and probably most of their circle come from families that have a strong inclination towards psychopathy. While there surely are ecological causes for this the probability of genetic causes supporting this are high.

        Capitalism and before that feudalism has positively selected psychopaths for centuries. It’s time we stopped breeding people incapable of empathy.

      • @KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee
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        1•2 months ago

        Inbreeding usually returns pretty ‘icky’ results as far as genetic damage is concerned.

    • @Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee
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      3•2 months ago

      Because they have nothing going for them. So they look at an old portrait of some long dead white dude who actually did something nice (like make music they never listen to, or wrote poetry they never read or understand) and say that this is all belongs to them.

    • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
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      27•2 months ago

      Because being white is the biggest accomplishment of their life

      That’s not a compliment

    • @KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
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      11•2 months ago

      If you have to beg and bully people into fucking you, you’re not part of anything superior.

      • @KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee
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        1•2 months ago

        And he’s lying to these women. He keeps the ones he wants and doesn’t give a shit about the rest.

      • @ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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        6•2 months ago

        “Please like me, everyone.”

        • Musky
    • @Krauerking@lemy.lol
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      7•2 months ago

      Humans best trick is lying to themselves.

      • @KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee
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        1•2 months ago

        I’ve come to consider it a species glitch. More on this later.

    • NostraDavid
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      2•2 months ago

      It already passed on 13 times…

      • @qarbone@lemmy.world
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        3•2 months ago

        Still doesn’t mean it should’ve.

  • @A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    Well now I’m starting to think that 4chan account might actually be his, how fun!

    A Nazi who thinks he’s the Antichrist. What a fuckin world

    • @jabeez@lemmy.today
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      31•2 months ago

      Who “Christians” put in power, fucking delicious irony, what a bunch of ignorant, hateful assholes.

      • @A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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        10•2 months ago

        I know right!

        Can’t say I’m surprised. Honestly, the Zionist Evangelicals who keep trying to start the Apocalypse would probably be happy.

      • @Revan343@lemmy.ca
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        21•2 months ago

        Who “Christians” put in power, fucking delicious irony, what a bunch of ignorant, hateful assholes.

        That part is straight out of the Bible too

  • @glebyglobster@lemm.ee
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    14•2 months ago

    this has to be satire, there’s no way

    • @brucethemoose@lemmy.world
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      3•2 months ago

      This is a known mindset among Silicon Valley uber wealthy.

    • @ellypony@lemmy.world
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      2•2 months ago

      It is absolutely not satire. It’s a drooling nethandreal with no higher order thought than “sex sex mine mine!”

    • @MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca
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      15•2 months ago

      We’ve already had reports of him propositioning employees for sex for money. You don’t think he considers everyone on Twitter his property?

      • Lady Butterfly
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        3•2 months ago

        Mate. I honestly shuddered reading your comment. Mainly cos it’s fucking true

      • @Ledericas@lemm.ee
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        6•2 months ago

        He try to buy off one of the girls he sexually harassed by offering her a horse once

    • NutWrench
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      Musk is another one of these rich, eugenics idiots with a breeding fetish. It’s even creepier because his dick doesn’t work anymore thanks to botched penis surgery. All his kids were conceived through artificial insemination.

  • @Godofdirt@lemmy.world
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    31•2 months ago

    If ever a man needed to be stripped of his power and influence

  • @LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
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    101•2 months ago

    Hi, I’m Leon! But you can call me the neo-nazi kid :D

    I’m a proud white guy from South Africa (14 y/o in spirit).

    I’m currently trying to fuck up the world and spread my genes hoping to be the new Hitler some day!

    Do you want to have my kid? Haha just kidding. Unless…

    • Possibly linux
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      *Elon

      • @Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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        7•2 months ago

        SpElLChECk* a joke you don’t get

      • @the_tab_key@lemmy.world
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        *possiblyleon127

        • Possibly linux
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          I’m bad but the bar is in hell (or 1940’s Germany)

  • @TronBronson@lemmy.world
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    14•2 months ago

    Ah yes make money exploiting people, use it to exploit people, so glad we’re too enlightened to tax these people or bind them to our laws.

  • @LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    24•2 months ago

    God and I thought the plot of the Fallout TV show was absurd with the “Bud’s Buds” shit but it’s literally real

    • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      8•2 months ago

      They had to find inspiration somewhere…

  • @gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    7•2 months ago

    lololol satire writes itself these days

  • MushuChupacabra
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    181•2 months ago

    Sounds like the kinda guy you want in charge of all of America’s sensitive information.

    The important thing is that he’s not batshit insane.

    • @foggy@lemmy.world
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      51•2 months ago

      You can tell because of the way that he is.

      • ayaya
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        22•2 months ago

        That’s pretty neat!

        • @harryprayiv@infosec.pub
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          8•2 months ago

          https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=Hm3JodBR-vs

  • @Jhex@lemmy.world
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    27•2 months ago

    They way he treats his kids, he is building a legion to hunt him down

    • @Jaysyn@lemmy.world
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      I’d watch that show.

    • @Ledericas@lemm.ee
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      1 serves as. A human shield at all times, only until he gets too old the rest are his organ bank replacements. And he only wants male offspring

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