• threelonmusketeers
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    414 months ago

    Granted. You can now remember Jason’s name as long as you are awake, but forget it as soon as you sleep.

    Should have asked for disk instead of RAM :)

    • @[email protected]
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      214 months ago

      You have succinctly described my memory in an amusing fashion. I look forward to forgetting this joke tomorrow.

      • threelonmusketeers
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        54 months ago

        Hello! FYI, there is an amusing joke in the parent comment which you have never seen before :)

    • CaptainBlagbird
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      34 months ago

      PHB p144, under Armour Proficiency:

      If you wear armor that you lack proficiency with, you have disadvantage on any ability check, saving throw, or attack roll that involves Strength or Dexterity, and you can’t cast spells.

    • Lumun
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      104 months ago

      Just armor and also can’t cast spells. And they changed it to “Armor Training” now, but still proficiency for weapons? And the Martial Weapon Training feat gives you Martial Weapon proficiency? Gah

  • Wodudodo
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    124 months ago

    Simply have scheduling conflicts so you’ll forget even how to roll a die

  • @[email protected]
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    164 months ago

    I had a college professor that teaching was his fourth career, he was in his 90s. He started the first class of each term with “I’m not going to remember any of your names. I’m old. My brain can only hold so much. If I put your names in my brain, something else will fall out. It might be my wife’s birthday, it might be that I need to take about a hundred pills a day. Either of those, and I’m dead by next week.”

    • @[email protected]
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      74 months ago

      It’s so hard for me to remember peoples names. I gotta associate something they do with what their name sounds like to stand a decent chance. It’s honestly nothing personal either. I’ll remember everything else you say and do but for some reason, not your name.

  • @[email protected]
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    24 months ago

    This is why I play rule light, I can’t remember my player’s name, so a complicated rule heavy game like D&D? Nope