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Your honor, does this look like a man that has had all he could eat?
“Woooooooooo”
Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body
Get your hand off my penis!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
I came here to post this but you beat me to it
There might have been a reason for that
People going crazy over sea cockroaches
Jesus… it’s like piranhas devouring a carcass. That women using the plate as a shovel… gees.
Okay it was bad enough that people were just straight up dipping their hands into the pile, but that one lady who just straight up took a whole second plate and scooped them up was fucking insane 💀
What did you do after you left the all you can eat buffet?
We pretty much went straight home.
Mrs Simpson your underoath
We drove around until 3 am looking for another all you caneat sea food buffet
And when you couldn’t find one?
We went fishing
Did these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
Some foods just shouldn’t be all you can eat.
Hey, you don’t know how many shrimp it takes.
“But the sign says ‘All You Can Eat’.”
“yes. that’s all you can eat. now go. out.”
Rage, Rage against the denial of your bite
John Pinette posted this.
God rest his beautiful, fat soul. Whassa matter Timmy, you no like it?!
bruh
bro
There was a really good buffet my family got to go to when I was kid in South Carolina. We didn’t think to ever figure out what the place was called but we always bring it up saying we should have at least taken a photo or something to remember what it was so that we could go back. Never did…
Don’t worry Google knows your location history lol
lmao
counterpoint, the best fried rice i ever et was ruined when they added a buffet to the restaurant. within a year all their food became overly greasy and they went out of business. i can’t stand fried rice now, i haven’t found fried rice anywhere that good. they ruined it for me. damn buffets.
Damn bro. Sorry for your loss.
I’ve been through three Chinese restaurants since then. I think it’s just been a rough year for noodles
Just don’t make it like Jamie Oliver
Eat the note while making eye contact with the manager, and then ask for more of those tasty notes because you haven’t had all of them that you can eat.
