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The Picard Maneuver to [email protected] • 2 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver to [email protected] • 2 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28737484

POV: Your tournament opponent is chess itself.

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  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 months ago

    Oh, you think the chess board is your ally, but you merely adopted the game. I was born in it, molded by it.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 months ago

  • dohpaz42
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    2 months ago

    Qc7 -> C5 C6 and protect that knight.

    Edit: id10t error

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 months ago

      White could just take the queen with theirs, I’d take Rb8 -> d8

      • dohpaz42
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        2•2 months ago

        Sigh. Classic “me”. I meant c6, not c5. Thanks.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 months ago

    Is this the 4D chess I keep hearing about?

  • @[email protected]
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    35•2 months ago

    This guy is one unfair ruling away from becoming a Batman villain.

    • .Donuts
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      10•2 months ago

      His name? The Rookie

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 months ago

        You would have some good episodic titles with Harley Quinn and the Dark Knight involved

    • idunnololz
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      2•2 months ago

      I think he can already qualify as a stand user.

  • OBJECTION!
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    3•2 months ago

    If you wanna play chess, use your head.

  • TTH4P
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    20•2 months ago

    He wanted to be called a Chess-head, but they just ended up calling him Checkers. :(

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 months ago

      He asked for a thirteen but they drew a thirty-one.

  • kubica
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    10•2 months ago

    It’s part of the strategy, it’s called camouflage.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 months ago

      The covert ops of gameboard warfare

  • @[email protected]
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    2 months ago

    Chess is his kink and he’s just waiting for the right king/queen/rook to traverse all-over him.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      8•2 months ago

      Those eyes are looking for a mating sequence.

      • W.itjust.works
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        8•2 months ago

        No one is En passant-ing on getting in on this action.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 months ago

      I don’t see you guys rating
      The kind of mate I’m contemplating
      I’d let you watch, I would invite you
      But the queens we use would not excite you

    • @[email protected]
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      13•2 months ago

      Yeah watching pawn doesn’t cut it

  • Druid
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    2•2 months ago

    yooo I’ve got an idea for my next hair dye session :D I haven’t thought about doing that yet

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 months ago

    I think he likes chess.

    • swab148
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      3•2 months ago

      I think he likes ska

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