The sad thing is I can see this getting made.
The fact that they show a Dark Souls poster and proceed to describe an Elden ring movie is very funny. Like the producers don’t know the difference.
they’d be proud of the fact that they never played video games, let alone the source material.
look at interviews surrounding halo paramount, “we want to tell our own story in this setting” then proceeds to make garbage that actively disrespects the source.
“We didn’t look at the game. We didn’t talk about the game. We talked about the characters and the world. So I never felt limited by it being a game.”
The quote is amazing.
that’s an even better quote than the one I remembered
I hate that I can visualize this greentext so easily.
“Praise the sun!” Start trashing the cinema and blasting take on me full volume
Sweet baby Jesus I can see this whole thing in my head every time I read it, these previews are so cookie cutter it’s insane
“they ruined it! There aren’t even bonfires in elden ring! In lore theyre called this-games-thing!”
I wish “The Studio” was ballsy enough to do an episode about this exactly.
Jack Black being in a movie is not a positive. Like any movie with The Rock or Ryan Reynolds. Instantly on the no watch list.
The whole thing is a joke…
I actually really like Ryan Reynolds, if he’s in a movie I’m excited about it. Like Green Lantern.
Same sure he isn’t the best but he isn’t bad, imo tho he’s more of a comedic person which is why I enjoyed Deadpool more than his other “serious” movies lol
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GIve me Jack Black with either of those two and I’ll probably enjoy it. It’ll be a bunch of stupid comedy, and sometimes I’m really into that.
That actually sounds incredible lmao
Honestly, anything w/ Jack Black is incredible. He somehow saved the Minecraft movie for me by turning it into a weird School of Rock nostalgia trip.
I absolutely hate this, but can’t deny that it’s accurate
The amount of stupid dumbasses in the comments who’d be willing to watch this rotten pile of garbage is enough to justify why Trump was elected. You Americans are brain-dead fucks.
You need to get off the internet for a while man
None of what I said was wrong. You need to get off the stupidity bandwagon.
No U
LOL
StupidBrotherInLaw
Yeah. Checks out.
I love love LOVE it when I get this comment.
I picked this handle for one reason: it’s like catnip for the intellectually tepid. The room temperature IQ crowd seemingly can’t resist making that exact comment and I can’t help but imagine they feel quite proud of their accomplishment, much like the joy and pride I see in my dog’s eyes after she takes a poo. Given my love of poking fun at people like yourself for being absolute houseplants, seeing them poke fun at themselves without even realizing it gives me a similar post-defecation spring in my step.
Hey now… houseplants are pleasant and inviting. This guy’s more like a wet blanket.
Touché!
You must feel smart.
I’m with stupid. Here’s your prescription for grass touching.
Even though this comment was not targeted twoards me, I will take your advice anyway.
I’m sorry, I would watch the fuck out of this and I hate souls games.
That’s exactly my point. Keep proliferating your idiocracy, the dividends are already paying off.
Hey, Jack Black is funny. Nobody watches his films for intellectual stimulation, but for a step above slapstick comedy, with surprisingly good vocal solos.
Was the minecraft movie ai generated
Movie is called Dark Souls, plot is Elden Ring. Hollywood on par for the course.
Reminds me of the director Jon Peters who wanted a giant spider in Superman and was shot down. So he got Wild West and put a giant spider in there.
Hollywood does whatever Hollywood wants.
AI will create this movie 20 years from now, I hope you’re happy.
I’m predicting 20 months
Psh there’s probably some Jabroni already working on it as we speak
