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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago

Anon pitches the next big movie adaptation of a video game

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Anon pitches the next big movie adaptation of a video game

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago
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  • @Goretantath@lemm.ee
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    60•3 months ago

    Tbh, i’d love a dark souls movie with Jack Black and Nick Cage.

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Nick Cage

      Ew.

      I’m on board for Jack Black though.

    • @moody@lemmings.world
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      Jack Black as Solaire would work. I can see the jolly cooperation now

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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        And a shaven Adam Sandler as patches. This would truly be an awful film. I’d see it. Not in theaters, certainly. Not even my own streaming subscription. But eventually I’ll be on someone’s couch and exactly drunk enough to dare them to put it on.

        • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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          This is how I ended up seeing Sonic 3.

          Did I enjoy Jim Carrey? Yes, very much so.
          Do I want to go back and see Sonic 2, which I completely missed? No.

          • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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            5•3 months ago

            You did it right

    • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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      You’re on the money, Cageman is who this movie needs

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    The fact that they show a Dark Souls poster and proceed to describe an Elden ring movie is very funny. Like the producers don’t know the difference.

    • @glitchdx@lemmy.world
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      70•3 months ago

      they’d be proud of the fact that they never played video games, let alone the source material.

      look at interviews surrounding halo paramount, “we want to tell our own story in this setting” then proceeds to make garbage that actively disrespects the source.

      • @VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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        32•3 months ago

        “We didn’t look at the game. We didn’t talk about the game. We talked about the characters and the world. So I never felt limited by it being a game.”

        The quote is amazing.

        • @glitchdx@lemmy.world
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          12•3 months ago

          that’s an even better quote than the one I remembered

  • @gaja@lemm.ee
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    Was the minecraft movie ai generated

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    “Ah sweet, a new Miyazaki film!”

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        They need to combine forces so Studio Ghibli makes a Dark Souls/Elden Ring movie, and Fromsoft makes a game about Princess Mononoke or something.

        • @Default_Defect@midwest.social
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          Would a dark souls movie actively keep anyone with a handicap from entering the theater?

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            “In order to enter the theatre, you need to be able to get past The Wall.”

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      Wrong Miyazaki! Go back!

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        *gets bogged down in poison swamp*

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    I hate that I can visualize this greentext so easily.

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    That actually sounds incredible lmao

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      Honestly, anything w/ Jack Black is incredible. He somehow saved the Minecraft movie for me by turning it into a weird School of Rock nostalgia trip.

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      >:(

      Backslash, not forward slash.

      • @benignintervention@lemmy.world
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        Thaaaanks

        >:)

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