“Ah sweet, a new Miyazaki film!”
They need to combine forces so Studio Ghibli makes a Dark Souls/Elden Ring movie, and Fromsoft makes a game about Princess Mononoke or something.
Would a dark souls movie actively keep anyone with a handicap from entering the theater?
“In order to enter the theatre, you need to be able to get past The Wall.”
Wrong Miyazaki! Go back!
*gets bogged down in poison swamp*
Just a matter of time until this trailer gets made. I remember the Oppenheimer one and now that we’ve got the AI trailers, you don’t even need an actual movie to use as source material this time.
I’ve unironically been toying around with some free online tools trying to make a movie about Steve coming to the real world… it’s slow going and not worth showing to anyone as it is, but I’m having fun.
Fond memories of some redditor recreating the Terminator 2 trailer with video AI, back when it was impossibly primitive… eighteen months ago. Total gloop. Panning across a guy and a kid on a motorcycle, to the same guy and kid on a motorcycle, to a third copy that’s upside-down.
Hell, the mortal kombat fan trailer was fantastic. There are some talented folks out there.
Jack Black being in a movie is not a positive. Like any movie with The Rock or Ryan Reynolds. Instantly on the no watch list.
The whole thing is a joke…
I actually really like Ryan Reynolds, if he’s in a movie I’m excited about it. Like Green Lantern.
Same sure he isn’t the best but he isn’t bad, imo tho he’s more of a comedic person which is why I enjoyed Deadpool more than his other “serious” movies lol
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GIve me Jack Black with either of those two and I’ll probably enjoy it. It’ll be a bunch of stupid comedy, and sometimes I’m really into that.
I hate that I can visualize this greentext so easily.
That actually sounds incredible lmao
Honestly, anything w/ Jack Black is incredible. He somehow saved the Minecraft movie for me by turning it into a weird School of Rock nostalgia trip.
I absolutely hate this, but can’t deny that it’s accurate
The amount of stupid dumbasses in the comments who’d be willing to watch this rotten pile of garbage is enough to justify why Trump was elected. You Americans are brain-dead fucks.
I’m sorry, I would watch the fuck out of this and I hate souls games.
That’s exactly my point. Keep proliferating your idiocracy, the dividends are already paying off.
Hey, Jack Black is funny. Nobody watches his films for intellectual stimulation, but for a step above slapstick comedy, with surprisingly good vocal solos.
You need to get off the internet for a while man
None of what I said was wrong. You need to get off the stupidity bandwagon.
No U
LOL
StupidBrotherInLaw
Yeah. Checks out.
I love love LOVE it when I get this comment.
I picked this handle for one reason: it’s like catnip for the intellectually tepid. The room temperature IQ crowd seemingly can’t resist making that exact comment and I can’t help but imagine they feel quite proud of their accomplishment, much like the joy and pride I see in my dog’s eyes after she takes a poo. Given my love of poking fun at people like yourself for being absolute houseplants, seeing them poke fun at themselves without even realizing it gives me a similar post-defecation spring in my step.
Hey now… houseplants are pleasant and inviting. This guy’s more like a wet blanket.
Touché!
You must feel smart.
I’m with stupid. Here’s your prescription for grass touching.
Even though this comment was not targeted twoards me, I will take your advice anyway.
“Rock of Ages” was good too
It might be one of the only jukebox musicals I don’t want to kill with a brick, but let’s aim higher
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Goddamnit I give up with the formatting
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Backslash, not forward slash.
Thaaaanks
>:)
Final shot is Jack Black clumsily wading through a poison swamp, “not again!”
The swamp itself farts with every green bubble that boils and pops on the surface.
The sad thing is I can see this getting made.
This is a repost, no?
Yeah. It’s hard to tell but if you look closely at the formatting you can see this was already posted on 4chan.
I thought so, but wasn’t sure
You Died
“Praise the sun!” Start trashing the cinema and blasting take on me full volume
Sweet baby Jesus I can see this whole thing in my head every time I read it, these previews are so cookie cutter it’s insane
“they ruined it! There aren’t even bonfires in elden ring! In lore theyre called this-games-thing!”
