You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. “No judgement”, I say while judging you…
NES Megaman death sound.
exactly how my farts sound now but 10x louder
So bold
I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.
I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.
You goddamn beautiful lunatic!
Shotgun or a trumpet
Adams family doorbell.
…You rang?..
Icq “ah ohhhhh”
Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you’re having a really big one, you might get to the ‘Go, Gadget Go’ line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!
Bells tolling, Undertaker style
The Law & Order “dun dun” sound
The Price is Right “you lost” trombone song, at the point of the last decrescendo is where I’d fart to replace it.
Whatever the brown note is.
I feel like that would just sound like a fart
It would sound like a fart, coming from everybody around you as they shit themselves.
turkey in the straw.
seems to give people happy thoughts.
I choose farts of course.
Moaning of a hentai girl
