You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. “No judgement”, I say while judging you…
Icq “ah ohhhhh”
Moaning of a hentai girl
The “prrr” sound from Perry the Platypus
I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.
I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.
You goddamn beautiful lunatic!
exactly how my farts sound now but 10x louder
So bold
NES Megaman death sound.
The sound of a tent zipper being quickly zipped
That intro song from Lion King, just the initial “haaaaaa”.
Lol this is my favorite so far
Windows XP error “duhhn” sound.
A 128 decibel rendition of the Emancipation Proclamation. Because some fuckers need reminding.
Lol
The Super Mario warp pipe noise.
Becomes the death jingle when you follow through.
- Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
- turkey call
- the Star Trek door swish
- windchimes
Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you’re having a really big one, you might get to the ‘Go, Gadget Go’ line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!
