That’s uh German for uh… Thee Bart, Thee.
Juror: well no one who speaks German could be evil!
Can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this but it’s always good for a chuckle. I look forward to forgetting it and seeing it pop up again in a few months.
Could you please sing the entire score of the HMS Pinafore?
Ouch.
The reference scene roughly translates as “The Beard-ess, the -ess” as in calling the beard a female object.
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No no, my name is Bort.
Bortender: what’ll you have?
Kill Bart! Kill Bart!
Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!It’s actually der Bart, not die. 🤓
Oh, well no one who speaks German could be evil.
Was in SF BART transit system and someone with a knife was running around like this. Soooo… Pretty accurate.
Where’s the sound?!
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Because it sucks as a government owned entity and deserves to die for its trespasses against the citizenry at large.
Honestly the 3-5min behind schedule average did it. Germans can’t stand it when they’re late. Ruins their whole little day.
If you complained to most Germans about an S-Bahn system with an average delay of 4 min, they’d think you’re Swiss - according to the German railway statistics, any delay less than 5 minutes and 59 seconds counts as ‘on time’
But that’s only for now. Privatization did a lot of damage to the infrastructure because it wasn’t maintained properly since long term isn’t a priority in a for-profit organization. But the Deutschland Takt will make everything work great again once it’s implemented in 2070.
Dad joke level unlocked!
I always thought it was a question…
Bartender?
Nah, it’s kinda tough.This is why Moe Szyslak hates Bart.
“I’m looking for Amanda Hugginkiss. Does anyone know where I can find Amanda Hugginkiss?”
Was probably dissin’ his fly girl.
Actually, it’s Sideshow Bob who says “Die Bart Die!”. The bartender is named Moe Szyslak
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Bob had it tattooed, didn’t he?
That’s right! Thanks for the correction
