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Gotta get that zio pope in there. :/
Pope: dies
Corpo God : "We are happy to announce the relocation of Pope Francis to his next steps within the company. We are thankful for their contribution for the last 12 years and we look forward to their future achievements. BR, management.
Someone liked this guys death…
Someone also clicked the comment suggestion and said “congratulations”
let’s wait a couple days and see if he comes back
You literally missed the right number by one.
I don’t think they did. In the bible, Jesus died Friday afternoon and rose Sunday morning. That’s pretty close to two days- just over a day and a half, depending on when God yoinked his son’s spirit.
The tradition took place over three days, but we’ll know if he’s a’risin’ by the day and a half mark.
Well done! As Martin Luther King Jr said:
“Love cannot drive out pedantry, only more pedantry can do that”
When we needed him more than ever.
Can I have his Easter eggs then?
Wonder if he really made it through the Easter or whether they kept it covered so that it looked like so
Did they do an Easter at Bernies?
He made an appearance at Easter mass yesterday.
Hologram technology really has come a long way
Mustered up that last goodbye to the people
He was an alright Pope in the end. Not a soulless bastard like Benedict.
They are priests, they are all the same, no matter the cult or the specific affiliation (Jesuit in this case): https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pope-paedophile-priests-children-god-vatican-b2336786.html
According to the article, the context for the flashy headline is that all Catholics are children of God and that all must be treated with compassion, while still acknowledging that pedophiles are monsters.
I will not pretend that Francis’s hands are totally clean. He has mistreated abuse cases in the past. Around 2019 he actually started implementing some reforms that have to some extent helped. While I don’t think he did enough, he did much more than his predecessors. I highly suspect the next pope will be another Benedict and not another Francis. Consequently, I suspect that the mishandling will get worse.
He even opted out of the traditional, expensive papal funeral and requested to just be laid in state and then buried in a wooden coffin lined with zinc.
Why zinc?
It’s a fairly common lining for coffins that you’re gonna either transport internationally or put in mausoleums. It keeps the body preserved for longer and takes about 100 years to break down.
I can’t not read this as “expensive paypal funeral”.
Well, now it’s time to swing to an even Nazier Nazi.
You joke but there is a genuine possibility that the Vatican might elect someone who is more conservative, if not very so. The Vatican under Francis had been the most progressive it had been in decades. And it ruffled the feathers of many conservative clergies.
Yep, and there’s no way Musk, Trump, and Putin aren’t trying to rig that vote. A Papal blessing would go a long way to speeding up their march.
Oh, it wasn’t a joke, I was just saying it in a humorous manner.
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Now I’m not saying Vance murdered the pope but I’m not not saying it either…
So was he promoted or fired by the man upstairs?
Relocated to another position, a lateral movement perhaps.
Looks like it’s time for another pope race. I would like to throw my hat in the ring. As a lapsed Catholic trans woman who’s never so much as visited a seminary, I know I’m an unorthodox choice. But maybe it’s time to mix things up. My central campaign planks? We’re going to bring back indulgences and try to make the Papal States a thing again. Also, expect skits and improv sessions to have a big place in Catholic mass in the future!
Republicans are celebrating and calling him a commie…
I derive a sick pleasure from seeing people I dislike die. Hihehohohiho
Trump will appoint an excommunicated pedophile priest as a replacement.
I’m not exactly sure how it works, but I don’t think the American president gets to appoint the next pope…
Like that will stop him from trying.
Hefty tariffs on communion hosts
Well, yeah, but that wouldn’t stop him from trying.
Getting the good news out of the way early this week. Too bad they’ll probably select a replacement for him.
