I didn’t think he would really do it.
Because the pope deadnamed him.
James Donald Bowman is a massive cuck and deserves to be reminded off his biological father for as long as people in the USA can’t choose which gender they prefer.
I wonder if his ID matches his summoning certificate. 🤔
summoning certificate
Is that not just saying the name three times in front of a mirror?
There’s lots of ways to do it, but I think the woman who did it used a pentagram of blood and some candles.
Since she seems to be a professional, I’ll trust her
I mean, ya can’t argue with results like that, right?
She’s really good at hiding the horns and goats feet
I don’t know, but he better have said thanks
Vance took off his human mask and showed the pope what a demon looks like.
He spoke Spanish
To get a right wing replacement, duh.
Eek! Use a spoiler tag, you scared the Bejesus out of me with that thing.
At least they didn’t Photoshop Roger Stone’s face on there.
Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN
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The Pope showed him his latest meme
UV unwrap
The Pope had this really hot couch and JD fell in love with it at first sight. JD asked the couches father (the Pope) for the couches hand in marriage. The Pope, thinking this was a strange joke, laughed at JD’s request. This filled JD with rage so he slit the popes thoat and began fucking the hot sofa.
As he bled out the pope was forced to watch the repeated violent defloration of his favorite piece of furniture.
*loveseat
So a conclave power struggle is set off behind the scenes to try to install Cardinal Burke so that they have one less institution to get in the way
the vatican couch was plush
Everyone here seems to be in on something that I’ve missed.
Edit: I read a reuters article, I see he met with JD yesterday.
I asked ChatGPT to explain why JD Vance would kill the pope and it cited articles at me to tell me that JD Vance did not, in fact, kill the pope. I even tried to get it to doubt itself and it doubled down. If I have to live in slop world, I should at least be able to have fun with it :(
Interesting, no slop against big brother.
he threatened to release the video of him and cardinal wuerl spit roasting a luxury couch.
Being anywhere in Trump’s orbit speeds up your trajectory towards death like Matt Damon in Saving Private Ryan. Donald Trump is, essentially, a biological version of “The Machine” from The Princess Bride pushed to 50.
Since the pope was only secondarily contaminated, the process was slower, but he was already so close to death as it is.
