I didn’t think he would really do it.
The flu of America*
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*Formerly known as influenza or Spanish Flu.
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Vance killed him because the Pope didn’t own a suit
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Because Elon wanted it. Vance doesn’t have an ounce of initiative in his body. He doesn’t need a reason other than his boss asked him.
Probably not because the Pope didn’t say thank you. Zelensky is still alive. He probably didn’t say please as well.
I don’t know the why but the first thing I said when I found out was “Polonium”.
He was 88, a stiff breeze would have been as effective an assassination method.
Couldn’t hear the safe word through the ball gag.
That pure malice that emanates from JankyDick is not recommended for anyone over the age of 80.
He had his eye on a really nice couch in the lobby.
Imagine a couch. Comfortable. Soft. Now imagine it can move you around wherever you want to go. Imagine it is surrounded by bullet-proof glass to keep you safe, but also so you can enjoy adoration from millions of people without even having to get up.
Well, it exists, but it’s one-of-a-kind, it can only have one owner, and it’s currently spoken-for. What do you do?
Vance killing the Pope in order to get a chance at fucking the Pope-mobile is my new favorite head cannon.
If you’re in the vatican, what else is there to do?
because the pope wouldn’t give him his couch
Pope didn’t say Thank you.
But he did prove the power of prayer
Pope didn’t wear a suit.
White Pope robes? Don’t you know how to wear respectful clothing?
maybe it lacks some stuff…like a pointy hood thingy
Pope was wearing a dress.
Because he’s evil. And the pope publicly gave him a lecture. Made him look smaller than he already did.
To get a right wing replacement, duh.
Eek! Use a spoiler tag, you scared the Bejesus out of me with that thing.
At least they didn’t Photoshop Roger Stone’s face on there.
