Drug using dog killer obviously can’t be trusted, she was clearly on the way to buy more drugs. Lost more state secrets than Donald’s toilet library
Ok but actually though, who the fuck has $3000 in CASH just for going out to eat???
People with under the table (off the books) laborers to pay.
Someone who was just payed $3K for some juicy Intel or documents.
She probably was going to buy or sell something. How much is a Tesla?
How the fuck is she going out in public and not being shot in the face? Honest question.
Supposedly she has a lot of homeland security protection. But not good enough to stop her stuff from being stolen?
Probably gave her all the TSA rejects.
I cannot think of someone more replaceable than her.
Also pretty low on the recognizable list.
In a gravel pit
I’d be willing to bet she just lost it and is blaming crime just as a deflection.
With all that’s going on, my instinct is that she had secrets or something in there on a USB stick and passed it onto another country while blaming crime. (Or that is, crimes other than her own.)
Ooh, I vote this one. Selling state secrets under the guise of crime
Or used it to pay a debt?
So the completely unqualified, dog-killing, trump-butt-kissing, hateful, ignorant, worthless, lying, and corrupt piece of filth - who happens to be the secretary of homeland security got her bag stolen?
I think this reaction sums it up best:
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Couldn’t happen to a nicer Nazi bitch
Brutal, I love it.
Who goes out with $3k cash? Even if you are so wealthy that the quantity is like $20 for normal people, that’s enough to make you a target if someone discovers you have it.
That comedian… You know the one. The young Jerry Seinfeld… He did coke and then made a Netflix comedy show about doing coke.
Someone who gets paid in cash
Idk, one time I had $20k in cash. It happens.
Typically when you’re moving money, such as buying or selling something.
I bet you didn’t casually leave it in your unattended bag. I paid $5k cash for a car once and planned that payment out carefully to minimize the time I had the money in hand.
No, its tied to my belt and inside my pants right next to my dick.
The fact that she has $3k isnt surprising. What’s surprising is how they stole it from her without having to mug her with a weapon.
I once did some consulting for the IAEA in Vienna. They paid you in CASH at that time. As an American I felt really really uncomfortable walking around Vienna with 3-4k in my pocket. Austrians thought nothing of doing so.
Compare the crime rates in both countries and you’ll find out why the difference in attitudes.
TBH I’m surprised the bag itself doesn’t cost more.
The bag could have cost anything.
The title says she has $3000 in cash.
It would be a funny onion article to talk in depth about the very specific items, brands of makeup, number of coins, etc.
Yes. And the article has words AND numbers in it. I have it on good authority.
Hunter’s Laptop people speaking up in 3…2…1… wait where are they???
Department of Handbag Security Chief Fails to Secure Handbag.
Finally some good fuckin news
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Why did the Homeland Security Secretary have $3,000 in cash in her purse?
Cost of daily botox treatments.
Cash payment for her latest crushing video.
To pay rent? Its not much…
Homeland Security Secretary pays rent in cash? And it’s only $3,000? Shenanigans.
This article is shit. Where was she when the bag was stolen? Was it not tied to her?
Damn that’s a lot of cash. I like to carry some cash for emergencies, but shit, $3000??
That’s when rich people just casually have 3000 bucks in their purse. Equivalent of you having 30 bucks in yours…
I would say that rich people don’t generally carry that much cash around, the only reason to do that is if cheating the financial/banking system is illegal, which it only is for poor people not rich people.
That’s what these kind of people carry as walking around money.
It’s a lot compared to what she’s worth but not much next to her total wealth. Still better than nothing if her Kremlin file gets leaked and she has to flee the country.
That’s the kind of cash that would get civil forfeiture’d for regular people.
Hey, you ever bribe animal control to get you stray dogs - the kind with no families to ask nosy questions - for cheap? $2998.50 isn’t going to do it.
I always have $9k on me when traveling. $3k isnt much…
If a black guy was pulled over with that much cash, the cops would civil forfeiture it because it is obviously proceeds from drug dealing.
I trust they are now investigating her ties to the drug trade?
Human trafficking is probably the more promising direction.
Don’t forget to include animal executions…
Have you seen her Meth campaign in South Dakota? Slogan is ‘Meth, we’re on it!’ https://youtu.be/7LVcI-DQdYA
Meth campaign in South Dakota
Is that where it was so bad they had Gators on it? Or was that Kentucky? (Suddenly I have no idea where your provinces are)
No gators in KY; gotta go farther south.
If gators and meth are involved it’s Florida
Silly goose, she’s buying drugs.
