Apparently it’s snowflake night on Lemmy.
Edit: She’s apparently a trad-wife conservative piece of shit. Unfortunate.
Double edit:
Them tits ain’t woke.
Don’t make ben relatable
They woke me the fuck up.
Definitely not.
Don’t go spreading my Bible
Shame. Damn shame.
[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.
“Yes, getting wet is a symptom of BV, it’s very normal the four times that we had sex that you felt like you were sticking your dick in sandpaper.”
Wonder if Abby has an easier time getting some WAP from his wife…
Is that supposed to be read or read?
Depends if you are in a fugue state.
Like the duchess?
Yes, like Sterling Mallory Archer, code name Duchess
That’s a cute little hat you’re wearing Mr. Shapiro (read in Mr. Feeny’s voice)
JUST READ WHAT IS ON THE PROMPT! THE NISSAN COPY!
And that’s what they want. And that’s what they’re going to do. And that’s what they want.
Shapiro: “This is my seester.”
Wawaweewa
Creepy little freak is perving on his own sister.
I mean, you are aware these texts aren’t real right
Satire is dead.
If John Paul satire is so smart, how come he’s dead?
Satire is dead and we killed it.
Brutally murdered
These idiots done so much worse on a Tuesday afternoon, then it looks tame and believable in comparison
To be fair, those are some decent cans.
Shame the whole family is wall-to-wall cunts.
That’s not fair. It’s not the whole family. Mara Wilson is great.
wall-to-wall cunts
What in the eldritch scarousy abomination …
Hey, gpt…
She has some great New York boobs!
ok I’m a lesbian and haven’t heard of New York boobs please define
You know it’s some serious boob business when the lesbians get involved.
am I supposed to be more discerning with tiddies? because I am not
I… I don’t know! It’s what the Queer Ancients have told me. I’m just a frail little homo, please don’t hurt me. 🥺
don’t worry I’m a femme i’m too pink and frilly to hurt things lol
lol it’s a Dave Chappelle skit
This is terrifying to link to after what you just said
But they are great boobs and that’s what’s important. I do this not for me, but for us all.
Thank you for your service 🫡
(that was great comedy and great boobs lol)
Apparently she did some camming under a pseudonym like 7 years ago. I can’t recall the name anymore, but it was not a gratifying discovery.
thx gullible, very cool
For what it’s worth, I was sincere. And they were nothing to write home about.
There was an article written about this.
Apparently the nudes of Abigail Shapiro is really of a camgirl named Rachel MFC.
This is very important, what’s Rachel’s political viewpoint 🧐
Looked it up and those are, indeed, the jubblies I witnessed.
It wasn’t her
Search for “rachel umass” don’t ask how I know
i dont understand this
Them titties are nice
I am so with you there. Like, why on god’s green earth, would this man write about his sister’s boobs? And I’m lost on what sort of point he was even trying to make. (K … its fake.) But I do understand that this is all sort of revolting. Got it.
Good old Ben, nothing creepy about that at all.
Gentleman this is democracy manifest. What is the charge, oggling my sisters breasts, my sisters succulent breasts?
Thank you for your service!
This man touched my penis
I see you know your judo well.
what is going on
Left unity
you all are so gullible
No shit you fucking retard.
A bunch of the comments seem to be taking it seriously tbh
Wuh… why would you even post this?
What a fucking creep.
Edit: By “you,” I meant Shapiro, not the OP.
Because it’s fake?
If it is, my bad. But with him… it wouldn’t surprise me.
Dude has some serious creep vibes, so it’s easy to pretend that he says ridiculous things, like the joke that he’s into AOC’s feet.
There’s no pretend to it. He’s a creep, period.
I hate that I find Abigail Shapiro attractive.
Who wouldn’t, she’s basically Ben with a massive set of tits.
Oh she’s a piece of shit too? Too bad.
I coukd fix her
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Well she is physically attractive. Doesn’t mean she’s a good person.
Same, but for Shapiro. Fuck him. No wait, I will take one for the team.
Your sacrifice is duly appreciated.
Weeeeeeeiiiirdddd
Hate him all you want, he is speaking facts here
