Good old Ben, nothing creepy about that at all.
Gentleman this is democracy manifest. What is the charge, oggling my sisters breasts, my sisters succulent breasts?
Thank you for your service!
This man touched my penis
I see you know your judo well.
I propose renaming him to Ben Chapitau. Much more suitable for a clown.
If evil, then why hot?
Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.
That movie is one of my most guilty pleasures.
How can she be hot when her last name it literally vomity.
The Debil has the hottest stable.
what is going on
Left unity
Shapiro: “This is my seester.”
Wawaweewa
Apparently she did some camming under a pseudonym like 7 years ago. I can’t recall the name anymore, but it was not a gratifying discovery.
It wasn’t her
thx gullible, very cool
For what it’s worth, I was sincere. And they were nothing to write home about.
There was an article written about this.
Apparently the nudes of Abigail Shapiro is really of a camgirl named Rachel MFC.
Looked it up and those are, indeed, the jubblies I witnessed.
This is very important, what’s Rachel’s political viewpoint 🧐
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Apparently it’s snowflake night on Lemmy.
Edit: She’s apparently a trad-wife conservative piece of shit. Unfortunate.
Double edit:
Shame. Damn shame.
Don’t go spreading my Bible
Them tits ain’t woke.
They woke me the fuck up.
Don’t make ben relatable
Definitely not.
i dont understand this
I am so with you there. Like, why on god’s green earth, would this man write about his sister’s boobs? And I’m lost on what sort of point he was even trying to make. (K … its fake.) But I do understand that this is all sort of revolting. Got it.
Them titties are nice
Oh, she’s hot but a psycho
So left but she’s right, though
At night, she’s screamin’
“I’m-ma-ma-ma out my mind”
Ava Max is legitimately great
I can fix her, I’m sure of it.
Wuh… why would you even post this?
What a fucking creep.
Edit: By “you,” I meant Shapiro, not the OP.
Because it’s fake?
If it is, my bad. But with him… it wouldn’t surprise me.
Dude has some serious creep vibes, so it’s easy to pretend that he says ridiculous things, like the joke that he’s into AOC’s feet.
There’s no pretend to it. He’s a creep, period.
[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.
And that’s what they want. And that’s what they’re going to do. And that’s what they want.
“Yes, getting wet is a symptom of BV, it’s very normal the four times that we had sex that you felt like you were sticking your dick in sandpaper.”
Wonder if Abby has an easier time getting some WAP from his wife…
Is that supposed to be read or read?
Depends if you are in a fugue state.
That’s a cute little hat you’re wearing Mr. Shapiro (read in Mr. Feeny’s voice)
JUST READ WHAT IS ON THE PROMPT! THE NISSAN COPY!
Like the duchess?
Yes, like Sterling Mallory Archer, code name Duchess
Creepy little freak is perving on his own sister.
I mean, you are aware these texts aren’t real right
Satire is dead.
If John Paul satire is so smart, how come he’s dead?
Brutally murdered
Satire is dead and we killed it.
These idiots done so much worse on a Tuesday afternoon, then it looks tame and believable in comparison
Is this fake, or does this guy fuck his sister?
I think you are mistaken in something. You assume that his sister would let him. He 100% wants to fuck her, but he probably isn’t.
Both things could be true.
I mean, Trump wants to fuck his daughter. It’s like a theme with them.
He must since he doesn’t fuck his wife.
Oh, he fucks her, she’s just dry as the desert.
At least once
Dude is sub incel.
you all are so gullible
No shit you fucking retard.
A bunch of the comments seem to be taking it seriously tbh
