She has some great New York boobs!
ok I’m a lesbian and haven’t heard of New York boobs please define
You know it’s some serious boob business when the lesbians get involved.
am I supposed to be more discerning with tiddies? because I am not
I… I don’t know! It’s what the Queer Ancients have told me. I’m just a frail little homo, please don’t hurt me. 🥺
don’t worry I’m a femme i’m too pink and frilly to hurt things lol
This is terrifying to link to after what you just said
But they are great boobs and that’s what’s important. I do this not for me, but for us all.
Thank you for your service 🫡
(that was great comedy and great boobs lol)
lol it’s a Dave Chappelle skit
Creepy little freak is perving on his own sister.
I mean, you are aware these texts aren’t real right
These idiots done so much worse on a Tuesday afternoon, then it looks tame and believable in comparison
Satire is dead.
If John Paul satire is so smart, how come he’s dead?
Brutally murdered
Satire is dead and we killed it.
Shapiro: “This is my seester.”
Wawaweewa
Boob politics. We truly live in a society.
Guys, it’s true, we do.
Oh, she’s hot but a psycho
So left but she’s right, though
At night, she’s screamin’
“I’m-ma-ma-ma out my mind”
I can fix her, I’m sure of it.
Ava Max is legitimately great
To be fair, those are some decent cans.
Shame the whole family is wall-to-wall cunts.
That’s not fair. It’s not the whole family. Mara Wilson is great.
wall-to-wall cunts
What in the eldritch scarousy abomination …
Hey, gpt…
What the fuck is he even talking about?
Joke, it’s not real
Is she his sister though
She is indeed.
Damn
Weeeeeeeiiiirdddd
Apparently she did some camming under a pseudonym like 7 years ago. I can’t recall the name anymore, but it was not a gratifying discovery.
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thx gullible, very cool
For what it’s worth, I was sincere. And they were nothing to write home about.
There was an article written about this.
Apparently the nudes of Abigail Shapiro is really of a camgirl named Rachel MFC.
Looked it up and those are, indeed, the jubblies I witnessed.
This is very important, what’s Rachel’s political viewpoint 🧐
It wasn’t her
Who is Sydney Sweeney and what does he mean her breasts ended wokeness?
I’m about as lost here as I can be lol
Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don’t follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they’ve been in.
Edit: I tried to look into it a bit. Something about the fact that a conventionally attractive young woman with nice breasts is gaining popularity means it’s an end to all the body positivity and other wokeness? Idk, I’m not doing more than 5 minutes of looking into it
I also saw that her grandma has seen her nude scenes and said “she has the best tits in Hollywood” and that’s just hilarious
Her grandma sounds cool. I’d have a beer with her
She really do be having some fine-ass titties
Yeah - just like how Stellar Blade (vidya game) was the great end to wokeness because it had a (not underage!) girl that sounded like a child but was dressed like a stripper.
I assume she not playing the traditionally race swapping, and gender swapping or the LGBTQ+,in whatever she is doing. That’s what conservatives are hung up about.
some people made gooning a political ideology. see also gamergate 2.
Slate: The Far Right Thinks Sydney Sweeney Killed Wokeness
It’s a common phenomenon, really. Sydney Sweeney is beautiful now, and would be considered so in any era. But because she’s no longer the only type of woman who’s considered beautiful, certain people on the right think they’re being oppressed and the world has gone to hell.
Why have these weirdos zeroed in on Sweeney in particular? There are lots of beautiful white women with big boobs out there—Kate Upton, Blake Lively, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Ratajkowski, and more. As far as I can tell, part of it seems to be that Sweeney doesn’t shy away from talking about or sharing her body. On Euphoria, she does a lot of nudity, and she’s spoken in interviews about feeling comfortable with it. On SNL, she repeatedly joked about her boobs and even wore a Hooters uniform. The National Post praised Sweeney for “playfully owning her sex appeal with zero apologies” and criticized Vanity Fair for suggesting it might have been nice to give her some material that wasn’t about her beauty.
So honestly Ben, how many times have you jacked it thinking about your sister? Did you jerk off on her just as many times as you have jerked off on he thoughts of innocent people being deported?
You are one fucked up boy Ben
i dont understand this
Them titties are nice
I am so with you there. Like, why on god’s green earth, would this man write about his sister’s boobs? And I’m lost on what sort of point he was even trying to make. (K … its fake.) But I do understand that this is all sort of revolting. Got it.
Is she on onlyfans?
Yes
Excellent tits, no doubt, but that horrible Ben Shapiro face cancels them out.
If evil, then why hot?
The Debil has the hottest stable.
Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.
That movie is one of my most guilty pleasures.
How can she be hot when her last name it literally vomity.
