Since Wrestlemania there’s been nothing but stories about John Cena winning an amazing 17th title, blah blah blah… It’s a “History making moment”, yadda yadda yadda…

Like…of course he did. It’s the storyline. It’s quite literally “in the script”.

This isn’t an achievement. Why is this in my sports news next to last night’s hockey scores instead of next to an article about who was the bitchiest on the lastest episode of Real Housewives?

I get it. I loved Wrestling growing up. Back when we all WERE pretending it was real; Macho Man, Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker, etc… But I thought at some point they steered into the whole “entertainment” aspect when most of us grew the hell up and clued into the absurdity of it all.

  • @[email protected]
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    32 months ago

    It’s a soap opera with fighting. Of course fans are talking about the characters and the story. Nobody talking about anything that happens in a soap Opera will add that it’s just fiction, they’re talking about the events.

    • @[email protected]
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      42 months ago

      I remember liking that video the first time I saw it. If I remember correctly though, the creator of that video had quite a few sexual abuse allegations against him and I wasn’t really into it after that came to light.

      • @[email protected]
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        I had no idea. Thanks for enlightening me. I’ll forgo referencing Landis from now on. Learn something new everyday…even if the new knowledge is old and awful.

  • @[email protected]
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    42 months ago

    I mean, you see the same kind of thing with scripted television where there’s no kayfabe at all. We recently got the season finale of Daredevil Born Again, and there were all kinds of posts/comments/etc talking about how satisfying/bad ass it was to see Daredevil and Punisher beat down a bunch of cops. We all know it’s scripted fiction, but it’s still fun to watch.

  • y0kai
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    122 months ago

    We’ve regressed into believing a lot of imaginary things are real.

    Wrestling is the least of our worries.

  • @[email protected]
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    It’s a soap opera for men. Sure the storyline is made up, but people still like being entertained.

    Note, I am assuming the match was good. I haven’t watch wrestling in a while, but some of those old matches are still fun to watch.

    • FlashMobOfOne
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      Meh, it was okay I suppose.

      Cena doesn’t play a heel very well, and it’s kind of shitty that they used crotch shots in both of the WM main events.

    • @[email protected]
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      352 months ago

      I’ve heard the soap opera comparison before. But I think “circus” is technically more accurate. You’ve got these very obvious professional athletes performing a well-rehearsed routine that is physically demanding and dramatically delivered.

      Like, would you call a tightrope walker or a trapeze artist “fake”? If a dozen clowns pile out of a car and start performing back flips and somersaults and climbing into human pyramids and spraying one another with seltzer bottles, would you dismiss it as an obviously scripted display?

      Would you go to a Harlem Globetrotters game and complain when they pull out a springboard and start doing stunt slam dunks?

      It’s a show! It doesn’t need to be competitive in order to be fun.

      • @[email protected]
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        62 months ago

        Would you go to a Harlem Globetrotters game and complain when they pull out a springboard and start doing stunt slam dunks?

        I did, so Ethan “Bubblegum” Tate made fun of me, I became verbally abusive, and then they asked me to leave.

        • Lv_InSaNe_vL
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          Honestly a reasonable reaction from Bubblegum. Why go to a Globetrotters game and then complain about them doing Globetrotters stuff?

          Would you watch a documentary and then complain about a silky British voiceover? Or a soap opera and complain about the hazy look of it? Or a musical when you can see the actor scurrying away after “dying” (hint, they don’t actually die)

      • @[email protected]
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        The outcome of the match is predetermined while the participants pretend that it isn’t. That is why there are constant arguments about whether or not it’s “fake”.

        • @[email protected]
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          12 months ago

          The outcome of the match is predetermined while the participants pretend that it isn’t.

          The adventure is in the journey, not the destination. I don’t care whether you win or you lose when I came to see two roided out giants do backflip kicks into one another’s torsos while their friends spray silly string to distract the combatants from the sidelines.

          That is why there are constant arguments about whether or not it’s “fake”.

          There is absolutely no question that the outcome of the matches is predetermined, in the same way that there is absolutely no doubt that the Rat King is going to get killed by the Nutcracker at the ballet. But both wrestling and ballet are athletic endeavors.

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            I agree that most of them are athletic, but they simply aren’t competing in an athletic competition.

            I think your comparison to the Globetrotters is on point. In the ballet and other examples, the difference to me is that they’re not pretending to be in a ballet competition while dancing the ballet.

            There’s no doubt that what most wrestlers do requires skill, talent, and athleticism but it’s “fake” in that what you’re watching isn’t an authentic athletic competition despite the people involved pretending that it is.

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              32 months ago

              In the ballet and other examples, the difference to me is that they’re not pretending to be in a ballet competition while dancing the ballet.

              In the Nutcracker, at least, they’re pretending to fence, in a choreographed dance. A first-time naive viewer who came out of the show offended when they discover skill at fencing has nothing to do with whether the dancers playing the Nutcracker or the Rat King wins would sound silly.

              I do think that the kayfabe is what sets wrestling apart from more traditional performance art. The carnival-barker lying-to-your-face aspect of the performance is what makes it feel extra circus-y. But when you accept that the kayfabe is just part of the performance, you stop feeling offended by it and start recognizing degrees of commitment to the bit as part of the artform.

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                12 months ago

                In the Nutcracker, at least, they’re pretending to fence, in a choreographed dance.

                And no one writes stories about who won the fencing match.

                Wrestling takes things to a ridiculous level compared to all other performances.

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                  12 months ago

                  And no one writes stories about who won the fencing match.

                  Because it’s the same story that’s been running for the last century. Pro-Wrestling shows are just stories you haven’t seen before. And reviews of new performances are written about regularly.

                  Wrestling takes things to a ridiculous level

                  Sure. The exaggeration and the very deliberate kayfabe is a big part of the appeal. But then you see that in Cosplay and at the Renaissance Faire all the time. Running onto the tournament grounds and shouting “These aren’t real knights! They aren’t really jousting!!” is still considered gauche. And it breezes past the skills you need to ride a horse, maintain a kit, and put on the display without hurting yourself or your partner.

              • skulblaka
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                12 months ago

                This still doesn’t explain why Cena’s victory is being reported to much hype in the sports sections.

                • @[email protected]
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                  12 months ago

                  For the same reason any athlete’s performance is heavily promoted in sports media.

                  These are all just ads. All sports media is fundamentally advertisement.

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        Circus comparison is good but I prefer drag race. It’s a bunch of (generally) men in costumes and make up performing very well-practiced routines for the sole purpose of entertainment, with one rigged winner at the end.

        Maybe wrestling fans wouldn’t like that comparison as much.

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          42 months ago

          I’ve never seen ‘drag race’ used in this context, and I was wondering how you were about to compare drag racing (like with cars) with wrestling.

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            Lol yeah sorry I should’ve said drag queen competitions. What you described happens to me all the time in reverse when people talk about car drag racing. I watch too much RuPaul.

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        162 months ago

        Yeah from a physical aspect yes you are correct but wrestling has the storylines that the circus doesn’t. The Jerry springer like drama and feuds that people really get invested in with the same level of chair throwing.

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          72 months ago

          wrestling has the storylines that the circus doesn’t

          Every Cirque-du-Soleil I’ve been to has had a storyline.

          The Jerry Springer like drama and feuds that people really get invested in with the same level of chair throwing.

          There’s a ton of hype that builds up around the actual events, in no small part because the events themselves are physically exhausting and the producers need to fill hours of time with minutes of match.

          But we see the exact same kind of shit during the Olympics. Two talking heads reading out an athlete’s life story for half an hour, right before you get to see a three minute floor routine or a sixteen second bobsled run.

    • Hemingways_ShotgunOP
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      Since when is that allowed!? /s

      I’m fine with that. My bigger question was simply why am I seeing it in sports news instead of entertainment news all of a sudden? It’s not a sport. it’s a variety show sponsored by the makers of steroids.

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        Since when is it forbidden? Who is gatekeeping the sports page?

        And I think you see it in sports news because it reaches their demographic better—some WWE fans are too insecure in their masculinity to visit the arts and culture section, and I’d bet dollars to doughnuts that football and wrestling have a huge crossover demographic.

        We have been living in a post truth world lately, and pretending that WWE is a sport is just another facet of it. Strap in, the nonsense is just getting started.

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    82 months ago

    I mean people get excited over TV shows all the time? Doesnt have to be real for people to talk about it and be excited

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    152 months ago

    People are excited about the writting in the show they watch. 90 banillion articles came out about Severence too.

    People that are fans then play into the kayfabe, as thats a large part of the point of the show.

    Let people enjoy things, they arent harming you by talking about wrestling.

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    32 months ago

    WWE is less wrestling and more a glorification vehicle for the MacMahon syndicate. All the real pro wrestling is on AEW or the circuits now.

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    I’m still not quite sure if the winner is predetermined or not. I know the “fighting” isn’t real, though the stunts still take skill to pull off safely and in a believable manner, and the rivalries are scripted… Not sure if the entire fight is written in advance or if it’s ad-libbed and the winner is just whoever happens to be winning when the fight needs to end for the next event.

    And mostly just because I’ve seen backyard wrestling groups that can go either way with it (without even counting the ones that think it’s entirely real and just hurt each other the whole time). Some are entirely scripted, others just ad-lib the fight and the winner is still unknown until it’s called.

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    In a way, it is impressive. They make those decisions based on certain factors and his ability to draw crowds, attention, money has been sustained for a long time.

    I don’t think people are deluding themselves.

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    I know professional wrestling is as real as the MCU or the latest episode of Severance. I am still entertained by all three.

    Wrestling winds up in the “sports” section because news outlets have to classify it somehow. That’s not the fault of wrestling fans.

    There’s really no need in life to yuck other people’s yum. If it’s not for you, that’s cool.

    • @[email protected]
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      52 months ago

      Sports is kind of a stretch. Professional wrestling should be classified as entertainment with the soap operas and marvel slop.

      • @[email protected]
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        Totally agree but for the opposite reason.

        Wrasslin’ is very story driven. Not everyone has time to watch, and the sports news outlets is all spoilers.

        It’s like a Harry Potter fan opening their news feed to “Snape kills Dumbledore after epic battle!” plastered all over the news on the day after the book came out. (my apologies to any Harry Potter fans who haven’t read all the books or seen all the movies by now, in 2025).

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    This isn’t an achievement. Why is this in my sports news next to last night’s hockey scores instead of next to an article about who was the bitchiest on the lastest episode of Real Housewives?

    Because wrestling is a huge business and it has a lot of overlap with combat sports fans.

    Like…of course he did. It’s the storyline. It’s quite literally “in the script”.

    Yesn’t.

    An actor breaking the record for most best performer oscars won in a career would also be newsworthy, yet you can absolutely pay your way to an oscar.

    John Cena is remarkable in that he’s such a draw that a multi-billion dollar organization decided to set his career as the new ceiling to break for the next big star, by breaking a record untouched for decades, might I add. That’s newsworthy.

    That isn’t scripted, that is a performer being skilled at what he does, as much as I personally don’t enjoy his work.

    But I thought at some point they steered into the whole “entertainment” aspect when most of us grew the hell up and clued into the absurdity of it all.

    This is like, the most “I learned something so the rest of the world learned it with me” I’ve ever seen.

    Wrestling has been known to be fake for over a century; newspapers stopped reporting on it as a factual sport in the early 1900s.

    Hell, it was known to be fakery before it was ever televised.

    Kids don’t know until they do.

    It’s live action martial arts anime theater. No more, no less.

    tl;dr: Should John Cena’s record-breaking 17th title win be in the papers? absolutely. Sports section? Maybe, depends. It is a “sport” in the same way that figure skating or synchronised swimming is.