Does anyone know who the original creator is?

  • Maeve
    14•3 months ago

    When your demon becomes your holy guardian angel. ❤️🏵️

    • @[email protected]
      2•3 months ago

      Assuming you’re a mortal, you shouldn’t have to worry about it in your lifetime. However, if you have sold your soul for immortality, you should wash once every 666th celestial alignment. CAUTION! You should never use regular soap and water, especially anything marketed as sacred or holy water, as this can agitate the skin. Instead, you can find chicken blood in the meat department, or sometimes it is labeled as fishing bait. This is an all-natural alternative. Don’t be afraid to experiment by making your own—there’s nothing quite like organic, homemade products, and you can use higher-quality ingredients than what you find in stores, such as sheep’s blood or the blood of your firstborn. Your immortal soul will thank you for it—oops, silly you, you already sold that.

    • PsychadelligoatEnglish
      47•3 months ago

      Don’t shampoo goats, they fuckin hate water and will be massive assholes about it

      Brush them every few days or so and they’re fine (that’s overkill but I like to let mine) and if something nasty gets on them soaking the brush with warm water usually makes them okay-ish with the water so you can get the gunk off em

      Baphomet, being a goat and from hell, is very similar I’d assume, but probably even more averse to water

      • @[email protected]English
        1•3 months ago

        If you are good at metallurgy, you can identify the dirt substance and develop magma, specific to cleaning that particular thing.

        Normally, just use Hellflame lvl10 and then brush off the ashes.

      • @[email protected]English
        12•3 months ago

        The wet brush didn’t work for me, what others don’t mention is the heat. A wet brush melts away quickly, Baphomet need specialized metal tooth comb (the kind you use with hell cats).

      • Boomer Humor DoomergodEnglish
        20•3 months ago

        Counterpoint: create a field of brambles for your goats to wander through when they get itchy so you don’t have to brush them.

        Bonus: those brambles are blackberry bushes so you can wander through them and eat breakfast.

        And gather goat fur to spin into cordage or make brushes from.

          • PsychadelligoatEnglish
            23•3 months ago

            I was literally about to reply to them

            Yeah, immediately and voraciously

            • @[email protected]
              19•3 months ago

              They’re hired out in lots of places because of their appetite for things others won’t eat. The blackberry has become invasive in parts and the thick growths of them can become impenetrable

              • PsychadelligoatEnglish
                14•3 months ago

                Yeap, and they’ll eat right through the “impenetrable” bushes like they’re nothing, it’s super impressive

                This is one of mine that destroyed a couple of my berry bushes when they broke down my fence

                • @[email protected]
                  6•3 months ago

                  What a goat! I assume they’re responsible for the broken planter tray as well?

                  Also I didn’t see the alt text until I replied. Do you have more pictures of your beasties?? I love goats!

  • @[email protected]
    6•3 months ago

    How can you possibly pet all the goats? Google AI helped me calculate that there are over a billion goats in the world and nearly 2 million new goats born every day.

    edit: You’d have to pet 1.7 million goats per day to finish in 1 year. this doesn’t seem to add up. sorry. I tried. it’s not possible is all I’m saying. But if you could, Baphomet would probably find you.

    • @[email protected]
      4•3 months ago

      AI helped me calculate

      there is a problem there

      Even ignoring that, the person in the comic knows magic. Do you not think there is a pet 1.7 million goats spell?

        • @[email protected]English
          3•3 months ago

          Honestly that would go hard. The ending is a boss fight against baphomet where you climb him shadow of collosus style to give him pets.