For those not appearing to get it, Trump allowed his sycophants to berate Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit in his White House meeting. Folks are treating Trump’s attire faux pas accordingly.
More than that, Trump isn’t in the middle of actively fighting a fucking war, and a funeral has one single, solitary wardrobe expectation: wear black.*
Even if not for that utter dumpster fire of a press conference, I also remember the fuss made about Obama’s tan suit that he just happened to wear during a televised event (which was not a funeral). On every level, this clown deserves mockery.
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not universal to all kinds of funeral ceremonies, I know. this, however, was one of those funerals.
a funeral has one single, solitary wardrobe expectation: wear black.*
You’re not wrong. I put special instructions (Canadian Tuxedo) in my will.
Bringing up the suite on live TV was so cringe. Vance is such a little weasel.
That being said. He should probably wear a suit. It just looks a little silly in that environment not to. I get the “war general” look when he’s in Ukraine. I just think if you’re gonna go do diplomacy you should also look the part.
Now, do I want him to wear a suit now? Fuck no. Now I want him showing up in jeans and a sleeveless tee out of spite.
Yeah, it’s the suit that’s embarrassing, not the “239 lbs” of rancid garbage sloshing around inside.
No fucking way he’s less than 250lbs
That’s why they put it in quotes. During his first term his personal doctor listed Trump’s weight at 239, which everyone with at least one functioning eyeball knows is complete horseshit. But naturally he lies about that like he lies about everything else
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Not to defend him, but that’s exactly what Francis didn’t care about.
On the plus side, it is the sort of thing Trump cares about. Hit him in the vanity if you want him to feel it.
I suggest that you stop using his name. He gives out pet names constantly to de-humanize his enemies. Pick one of these or use a different one every day.
A loaded adult diaper of belligerence
Adjudicated Serial Rapist (VOTED MOST ACCURATE)
Agent Orange
Agolf Twitler
All in all, it’s just a little prick with no Wall
He lives in: Alternative fact land
Ancient Orange
Assholini
Ayatollah Complainy (Thanks Stephen Colbert)
Baron Von Shitzinpantz
Benedict Donald
Blab the Inhaler
Borderline Junius
Borderwall Personality Disorder
Captain Bone Spurs
Captain Capslock
Chainsaw-In-Chief
Chaos in Chief
Cheat Miser “Whatever I touch, starts to melt in my clutch.”
Cheddar Cheezus
Cheeto Brain
Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar
Chettolini
Combover Caligula
Commander in Thief
Commander in Tweet
Condom Escapee
Conman-der in chief
Conquistaorange
Coppertone Caligulia
Coup Klux Tan
Current presidential placeholder
Darth Cheetoh
Dementia Don
Diaper Don
Dick a l’Orange
Diet Dr. Putin
Dingus Con
Dipshit Donnie
Disaster in Chief
Dodgin Donny
Dollar Tree Dictator
Don Feloni
Don Poorleone, The Fraudfather
Don the con
Donald “putinsremoved” Trump
Donnie Dumpo
Donnie Thin Skin
Donorrhea of the mouth. A Republican ailment.
Dorito Mussolini
Droolius Geezer
Dumbo Donnie
E Pluribus Dumbdumb
Everlasting Jobstopper
F Elon
Faux prez
Felon (DO NOT USE by order of inmate #P01135809)
Facsimile Fuehrer
Fanta Fascist
Fanta Fuhrer
Fart face von shit stick
Felon 47
Felonious Dump
Fibbernazi Revenger
First lady Donald J. Musk
Fraudfather
GropenFührer
Gulf Of Idiot. Middle name of Of
Hair Farce One
Half off Adolf
His Royal Heelspur
Individual One
Inmate #P01135809
Klanned Karenhood
Lil’ Donny Two-Scoops
Lord Feltersnatch
Lord Repugnant of the Fourth Reich
MAGA Teresa
Maga-Lardo
Manchild McTinyhands
Manchurian Cantaloupe
Mango Moron
Mango Mussilini
Mango Unchained
Marmalade Maggot
Marmalade Messiah
Melon Felon
Moscow Marionette
Mrs Donald Putin
MyPillow guy low-budget stunt double
Nectarine Nazi
Ol’ Smeller
Old Wack Donald
Orange Caligula
Orange Foolius
Orange Hitler
Orange Judas
Orange Tufted Shit Gibbon
Orange Von Fat Fuck
Orangesama bin G’olfin
Orangutan
Papaya Pinochet
Payless Putin
Pervert Hoover
Pumpkin pol pot
Pumpkin Pustule
Pumpkin Spice Palpatine
Putin’s Puppet
Scammer in Chief
Sleepy Donzales
Super Callous Fragile Ego Extra Douchey Rapist
Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist NAZI POTUS
Tang the Conqueror
Tangerine Palpatine "Let the hate flow through you. Feel the power of the covfefe side of the farce!’
Tangerine Palpatine
Tangerine Skidmark
Tangerine Turd
Tangerine Tyrant
The Count of Mostly Crisco
The Fanta Menace
The Melon Felon
The Quicker, Thicker F***er Upper
The Slob Father
The Village People’s Idiot
Theme song: I Shot the Tariff
Theme song: Tsar Spangled Banner
Toxic Revenger
Trumpaloompa
Trumplethinskin
Trumpty Dumpty
Velveeta Voldemort
X‘s Diaper
commas exist. why is this 500 lines
I get kickbacks now from mouse scroll wheel repairs. My job at FAA fell through due to you know who.
damn you George Soros!
Nah thanks, his pet names are lame and forgettable. I keep using Trump exactly to dehumanize the name and make the name synonymous with his failures. Using these makes only takes away from that.
History must remember what a failure this man is, so I’d rather use that name.
You missed my favorite:
Der Gropenführer
I have Gropenführer. I just didn’t put the DER in front. Fixed, THANKS.
Superb list, a few more:
Mango the Hutt
Nectarine Noriega
Pumpkin Pinochet
Fluorescent Franco
Agent Orange
Agent Krasnov
Mango Mussolini
Excellent additions, I’ll add these, THANKS.
I have to be careful not to insult too many people. This is already 10 up and 6 down. I’m almost in the middle of the road.
That’s hilarious, who is the artist with the brush?
It looks like Vance to me.
Notorious couch-fucker, JD Vance
This whole thing is stupid.This guy is not the president of the United States.
No, he’s the future King of England, and also, like Trump, not a Catholic, there’s a link here.
Apparently the dress code is dark suit + black tie. So this is fine. Trump’s tie was blue
Joe Biden, however, is a Catholic
He blue it again
… and they had a never ending media fiasco for a president wearing a tan suit … and it didn’t have anything to do with a funeral or anything, a black president just decided one day to wear a tan suit!
Meanwhile an orange president is given directions and suggestion as to what to wear to an international funeral for a prominent figure and he ignores all protocols because he is just that dense.
He’s laughing at all of us because he’s thumbing his nose at the world to let everyone know he can do whatever he pleases without any regard for decency or respect … for himself, his country, the living or even for the dead.
Remember when Obama rocked that tan suit yall?
At least he didn’t eat any Grey Poupon™
They let a convicted felon travel to their country?
Fashion faux pas? Lock him up!
Wearing black to a funeral isn’t about fashion
One day I hope no one cares what people wear to a funeral, only that they show up. In the meantime if making fun of Trump this way contributes to Republicans losing elections I’m all for it.
Thank god it wasn’t tan.
The tan suit had mustard stains on it, otherwise…
Honestly, I don’t give a fuck. He’s doing genuinely despicable things that are much more deserving of the media’s limited time.
Oh come on, tan suit again? You’re better than this, people
We’re living in a fascist dictatorship. If making fun of Trump for his blue suit makes Republicans lose in the midterms that’s all that matters. Anyone who seriously believes suit color matters at a funeral is living in a state of self-inflicted misery.
It doesn’t matter, the hypocrisy matters.
No one cares about hypocrisy enough to change their vote. Besides Obama’s tan suit didn’t matter then, Fox News needed their daily sound bite, and Trump’s blue suit doesn’t matter now, we need a sound bite today. But if anyone is being hypocritical it’s Fox for not being outraged over Trump. And of course the Republicans and MAGA do not care. It was always about having another controversy to use as a wedge against Obama to gain political power.
Trump knows criticism of any kind is bad for him. That’s why he references the Tds, Trump derangement syndrome, in his rallies. When he runs out of things to blame Obama and Biden for he can just blame the people who don’t vote for him. He knows it keeps his base happy, makes him look good to Republican voters, and that he was never getting Democrats or leftists to vote for him. The Democrats really need to learn that last one, but about Republicans.
Ok we won’t talk about anything that doesn’t change votes three years from now.
I guess we won’t talk about anything.
First, hypocrisy is not a worthwhile criteria for an idea. We should judges ideas independently of the people espousing them. People who practice what they preach can practice awful, harmful, and useless ideas and people who don’t practice what they preach can preach great, helpful, and useful ideas.
Second, plenty of things change votes. And I guess anything, even hypocrisy might change someone’s vote on something. But it clearly didn’t with this case about the blue suit with Republicans.
But making fun of Trump might make him seem that much less based to some of the people who casually vote for candidates and if that translates into some fractional change in votes against Republicans it will have been worth it.
Ok, you can go and talk about whatever you want. I’ll do the same.
Sounds good.
Not really equivalent situations. Obama wearing a tan suit wasn’t in a context that demanded a specific wardrobe.
This. Obama can wear what color he wants at the White House and there should not be an issue, but he would be expected to follow dress code at a FUNERAL because it’s common decency.
No, most of Trump’s supporters are idiots so you have to point out every miniscule little fuck up otherwise they will think that Trump is amazing.
Yes, it’s inconsequential, but if you don’t make a fuss about it Republicans will think he is infallible.
This was not an accident. First, it gets him to stand out from the crowd, draw all the attention to himself, and make it all about him which is what he lives and breathes for. Second, it gets the media to focus on something other than him eliminating due process, having judges arrested, using the DOJ to attack perceived enemies, deporting US citizens, and completely ignoring court rulings while those who have the power to stop it sit back and either do nothing or actively support it.
gets the media to focus on something other
I didn’t see the clown makeup until you mentioned it; but that’s what it is, isn’t it? The circus continues.
He could have worn a black suit with a MAGA hat. Same result, but much more dignified.
He had no intention of being dignified. He does what he does because it gets him the attention he seeks. If he showed up dignified, he wouldn’t be the center of attention.
That’s what the hat would have been for.
Came here to find this.
