Do I get all three tacos or just one?
Same question, it does:change my decision, Im just curious.
I’m concerned about time. Specifically, would I have time to save all 3 tacos and ensure that the other options perish in that fire? Shouldn’t waste the golden opportunity of having 3 shitheads in a burning room by allowing any margin for survival.
Jam the taco into the lock. Y’know, just to make sure.
Take one taco, the three stooges can fight over the last two while you get out.
I’d save the plate
I had the same question but it doesn’t really matter
In all fairness, it’s if a true Mexican taco (not some imitation from, say, the US or Europe) I would save that no matter what the other three were.
With the image as-is, you could replace that taco with a dead rat and I would still save that rat over the rest
You could replace the taco with the worst incurable disease and I’d still pick that.
Fo science!
Cold blooded animals like the warmth
I’ll save the tacos
Clearly, we must, for the good of mankind, choose the most intelligent of the four.
Tacos.
I’m very allergic to cilantro and I’m still taking the tacos.
I don’t like onions, but I could pick around them.
You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where’s the wrong decision?
Eating tacos that were alone in a room with the world’s likeliest rapists
But they wouldn’t fuck a taco. Would they?
I’m starting to understand why vampires prefer to feed on virgins.
I’m just saying, if you were going to eat a
sandwichtaco, you would enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
Dude, not even sofas are safe.
None of them are half as interesting as that, but I am 100% confident that if two of them saw the other one roofie-ing a taco, they would instantly recognize the act and abide it.
Animals, roofied tacos aren’t even satisfying.
They wouldn’t fuck a sofa, would they?
Can only read this like “you wouldn’t steal car”
If they played limp bizkid with the taco I would still take one for the team and eat it just so they could burn
You have the heart of a hero
NGL I kind of don’t like cilantro onion tacos, like I gotta figure out what to do with this now. Find a homeless person? idk.
Pick the soap leaf off and feed it to them, then leave with the rest of the tacos
I save JD (couchfucker) Vance so I can beat him to death with my bare hands.
He’s got such a punchable face. But then again, they all do.
I was gonna save JD Vance and then sell him to Peter Thiel but I like yours better.
You can’t sell things to their owner.
Damn, and here I was dreaming of more tacos and less walking nightmares.
You can always make more delicious tacos.
You can only beat a couchfucker to death with an ottoman just the one time.
Do I have to act immediately? Pausing for a bit would put some nice color on those tacos.
Just admit it, you want to watch all 4 get a slight char don’t you?
Only one would be improved by merely a slight char.
Nobody said you couldn’t save the tacos de carne asada for later
Ew is that cilantro?
Fuck it, let it all burn.
Edit: I might say thank you. To the fire.
I am the Pyrax, I speak for the fires, the fire says your welcome, and thank you for the tacos it helped clean the taste out.
Only one taco? Not fair.
Well the tacoes are already in my hands because I was the one stating the fire when I saw who was in the room and I wanted some snacks while watching it burn down.
I’d take the taco, and I wouldn’t even say thank you.
I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.
