Sadly, I could only muster the courage and strength to save one out of three tacos, your honor.
To make this more plausible, let’s assume they’re all tied to chairs. I’d let the tacos be tacos and use the time to check that they’re all tied up very well.
I choose none. That cow looks a little too late to be saving…
I’d take the taco, and I wouldn’t even say thank you.
free 5 minute trial of hell before they actually go there
I choose the bear
Vance: gracias!
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I like mine extra crispy… No, not the tacos
Give it a second, the tacos will be better warmed up.
I hate cilantro…
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I pick the tacos
Hmm I kneecap all three of them, eat the salad and then safe myself. Easy.
Tacos = salad?
I like the way you think, friend.
Lol those are indeed tacos I guess haha
I’m very allergic to cilantro and I’m still taking the tacos.
I don’t like onions, but I could pick around them.
Tacos !
You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where’s the wrong decision?
Eating tacos that were alone in a room with the world’s likeliest rapists
But they wouldn’t fuck a taco. Would they?
Dude, not even sofas are safe.
Can only read this like “you wouldn’t steal car”
None of them are half as interesting as that, but I am 100% confident that if two of them saw the other one roofie-ing a taco, they would instantly recognize the act and abide it.
Animals, roofied tacos aren’t even satisfying.
They wouldn’t fuck a sofa, would they?
I’m starting to understand why vampires prefer to feed on virgins.
I’m just saying, if you were going to eat a
sandwichtaco, you would enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
If they played limp bizkid with the taco I would still take one for the team and eat it just so they could burn
You have the heart of a hero
All I’m saying is I’m pretty hungry. Ok?
Easy question, I put the fire 🫢
